If QVC presenters were characters in books...

[barbedwire]

Just thought I'd start a bit of a fun thread - I wasn't going to watch any Q today as the programme listings were about as inspiring as a collaboration between Andrew Lloyd Webber and Fiddy Cent, but ended up watching a little of the Northern Nights hour with Craig.

I suddenly thought that if he was a character in a book, he'd have to be Wally from 'Where's Wally?' because his flat must be like the QVC Warehouse, with it being difficult to spot him amongst all his shopping TV purchases...

Which QVC presenters are like which characters in any books you've read and why? Don't phone, it's just for fun :happy:

 

[madaunty]

Claire = Goldilocks, 'nuff said.
With Dale, Kathy and Catherine as Daddy, Mummy and baby bears.

Julia - Scarlett O'Hara-"Smaller mammy, smaller". Fiddle Dee Dee, self satisfied look to mirror/camera,

 

[HoodedClaw]

Charlie Brook: Rip Van Winkle

JR: The Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland.

Glen: The Emperor from the Emperor's New Clothes

CS: Violet Elizabeth Bott from Just William

 

[NIKKID]

Julia Roberts - thumbelina thumbelina tiny little thing

Gilly (kitchen guest) - wicked witch of the west in the Wizard of Oz

Debbie - Nancy in Oliver Twist

Catherine - Alice in Wonderland

 

[HoodedClaw]

Chuntley: Johnny Fartpants

Simon B: Dracula

CR: Gollum

And for the Pratchett fans out there:

Dawn B: Nanny Ogg

AD: a Nac Mac Feegle

 

[perdita]

Julia Roberts - Katherina from The Taming of the Shrew.

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Charlie Brook: Rip Van Winkle

JR: The Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland.

Glen: The Emperor from the Emperor's New Clothes

CS: Violet Elizabeth Bott from Just William

All spot on. :mysmilie_483lus another one for vain old Queenie:

JR: The Evil Queen from Snow White - "mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all"??

 

[BusyMum]

All spot on. :mysmilie_483lus another one for vain old Queenie:

JR: The Evil Queen from Snow White - "mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all"??

change fairest to smallest and we're about right!

 

[rosielinks]

As soon as I read this I thought

JR = Scarlett O'Hara
CS = Pollyanna
DF = the wife of Bath
JB = hucklebury finn
CH = uriah heap

 

[Jabbathehut]

Alii Young = Pinocchio

 

[scarlethammer]

Richard Jackson - Pinocchio, except his nose doesn't grow when he's telling them !

 

[HoodedClaw]

Richard Jackson - Pinocchio, except his nose doesn't grow when he's telling them !

That would explain why he's always got his hands in his trouser pockets :wonder:

 

[Tasi]

That would explain why he's always got his hands in his trouser pockets :wonder:

Thanks for giving me a chuckle on the way to bath and bed. Just read it out to hubby, he says he can see why I often laugh out loud when reading these pages

 

[BurlyBeaR]

AY = Billy Liar

 

[lipglossaddict]

Jr....little miss vain

ay...little miss bossy/ little miss loud

kt..little miss scatterbrain

cs...little miss giggles

rj..mr small

cr..mr chatterbox

cb..mr slow

 

[Akimbo]

hi diddle di dee, no actor's life for me!

Pinocchio......the lot of em...never quite making it in the literal performing arts!

Jude x

 

[Lottie]

JR Cruella de Ville :grin:

RJ one of the seven dwarfs on speed

AY Widow Twanky

 

[lilian]

AY - Violet Bott out of Just William ( the awful child who used to say they would scream until they were sick ).

 

[London]

JR, CS, CB and SB - The Famous Five (Minus one)
Catherine Huntley - Rapunzel
Ann Dawson - Miss Money Penny
Craig Rowe - Just William

 

[Frazzled]

Guest presenter Simon Brown - Harry Potter