Just tuned in to see K. Hoppen all bedecked in her signature grey, touting her wares. Try though I might, I just cannot warm to her. She radiates coldness, sitting there with her "Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction" hairdo. Jill Franks is doing her best to keep the conversation going but it's like watching someone heap coals onto some dying embers. So detached is Ms Hoppen. Franks is scrunching up her face in all kinds of contortions in an attempt to seem sincere but it's all rather forced, I'm afraid.