I think I need to get my Gaydar fixed

[Greg]

It was buzzing loudly all through Andy Hodgson's shift today but he's married with kids.

HC, was yours buzzing too? Perhaps mine needs a software upgrade.

 

[steveh31]

His wife always said she thought he was gay when he met her it's a bit Duncan Norvelle straight but camp as Christmas.

 

[steveh31]

Does your gaydar go off when Mike Smith presents I can't work him out one minute yeah next nah he gives no clues on his Twitter.

 

[loubylou]

nah never thought mike smith there's sometimes a lil bit of me thinks lord peter of simon may play for the other team but it's more than likely his actions lol yes my gaydar is well and truly faulty

 

[Greg]

lou, yours needs upgrading dear. :sun:

I think mine needs recalibrating after watching too much Ben. Watching straight hotties is bad for your gaydar!

 

[loubylou]

i'm normally quite good lol

 

[steveh31]

lou, yours needs upgrading dear. :sun:

I think mine needs recalibrating after watching too much Ben. Watching straight hotties is bad for your gaydar!

How do you know Ben is straight?

 

[Greg]

If Ben was gay, there would have been a ting-a-ling on mah bell :talking:

 

[steveh31]

Would that be the same ting-a-ling you get from Mark Ryes? :happy:

 

[loubylou]

we all know who ting a lings my bell lol

 

[steveh31]

we all know who ting a lings my bell lol

Well I'm sure Peter Simon will be flattered just becareful he has worms.

 

[HoodedClaw]

i'm normally quite good lol

Not what I've heard :wink:

And no: I've never thought Andy H was gay, and was surprised he said his wife thought he was when they first met.

Maybe he misheard her? He thought she said "You're so queer" when she REALLY said "You still here?" :wonder:

 

[HoodedClaw]

Would that be the same ting-a-ling you get from Mark Ryes? :happy:

More like the ting-a-ling he gets when the Zovirax fairy pays a visit... :wink:

 

[loubylou]

ewwww peter simon?

 

[Greg]

Would that be the same ting-a-ling you get from Mark Ryes? :happy:

It's not quite the same steveh. It more like an uncomfortable vibrating buzz...

 

[HoodedClaw]

ewwww peter simon?

He'll show you 101 more uses for a worry angel :smirk:

 

[loubylou]

will need the angel worrying about what he would do lol

 

[HoodedClaw]

will need the angel worrying about what he would do lol

You could have a threesome with PS and their Bet lol

 

[steveh31]

It's not quite the same steveh. It more like an uncomfortable vibrating buzz...

Ahem I think we should end this thread now Greg, Mark Ryes and a vibrating instrument is too much for anyone to comprehend.

 

[loubylou]

ewww won't be able to watch him now