Channel hopped to have a nose and didn't even know the guy was there, just AY gabbing away then whoa he appears, before I hopped back just caught him cringing at AY interpretation of Flora Mare, even though he was saying Flora Mar-a she didn't take the hint, still insists on calling it Flora Mer-a..........oh well it is QVC after all, were presenters can say and do what they want.
Yes, not content with just re-naming all the colours of fashion items, QVC are now giving the products new names. There was probably a meeting...
Behind-the-Scenes Flunkie: "What are we calling this range?"
Jemima in Sales: "Well, the German brand creators call it Flora Mar-a."
Producer 1: "What do they know? That Axel calls a TSV a Tee Ess Wee!"
Producer 2: "OK, how about we call it Flora Mar-ee."
Producer 3: "I was thinking Flora Mar-ah."
Work Placement Kid with GCSE Latin: "Shouldn't it be Flora Mar-ay?"
Jill Franks: "I'm calling it Flora Mare because I like horses...."
(she did actually keep saying "Mare" doing last year's TSV)
Claire Sutton: "Can I call it Flor-wee Wor-wee Poos?"
Head of Sales: "OK, let's have every presenter pronounce it differently and maybe the customers will think they are all different face creams and buy 'one of each'."
Catherine Huntley: "Great, so I won't have to learn anything because I'm a bit ditsy and I'll forget."
Charlie Brooks: "Can I eat it, by the way?"