Top She Pee Moments
Festivals – when portaloos are too awful to consider sitting on
Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush
Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique
Pubs, clubs and concerts – when queuing for hours and hovering over the loo may be the only option because the toilet is so gross
Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before
On the road – when you can’t wait for the next rest step
Trains, planes and automobiles – when facilities can be too vile to sit on
Travelling – third world toilets can be best avoided
Skiing – don’t get caught short on the piste
Boating – when your choice may be a bucket or a hole
Pregnancy – weak bladders doesn’t have to be a nightmare
Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush
I'd be more concerned about bearing my bush!
Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before
After putting my back out trying to whip off my Emelias and fighting with my it'saratcraptraps I wouldn't give a %*&^! about the germs!
Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique
It would set the old men in the post office back years if I tried this, I'm sure the aroma of my 'mystique' would bring back some memories :mysmilie_17:
Festivals – when portaloos are too awful to consider sitting on
Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush
Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique
Pubs, clubs and concerts – when queuing for hours and hovering over the loo may be the only option because the toilet is so gross
Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before
On the road – when you can’t wait for the next rest step
Trains, planes and automobiles – when facilities can be too vile to sit on
Travelling – third world toilets can be best avoided
Skiing – don’t get caught short on the piste
Boating – when your choice may be a bucket or a hole
Pregnancy – weak bladders doesn’t have to be a nightmare
Camping – when you don’t want to bare your bum in the bush
I'd be more concerned about bearing my bush!
Public toilets – when you don’t want to perch your bum where thousands of germs have gone before
After putting my back out trying to whip off my Emelias and fighting with my it'saratcraptraps I wouldn't give a %*&^! about the germs!
Queues – you’re caught in line but there’s nowhere to pee without losing your place and your mystique
It would set the old men in the post office back years if I tried this, I'm sure the aroma of my 'mystique' would bring back some memories :mysmilie_17:
