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Lord Mark

Lord Mark

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Anyone else want to play?...presenters & guests...here are mine for starters.

PLEASE GET RID:
Chloe Everton (not interested in her telling me about her private life & children,)
Eylelid Naan (dumb & dumberer all in one)
Ben Delisi (up himself scruffbag)
June (looks permanently soused - waffles and waffles)
Myseal (irish chap - forever interupting guests to tell us there's only 96% of stock left)
Posh smug blonde (you know who you are)
Ophelia (far too gobby & 2 talents that she seems to be showing off more & more)
Andy Peters (no explanation needed)
Tall garden bloke (dullard)
Abby Cleave (seems to be on 24/7 - puts me on the edge of a coma)
Mally.

LESS OF PLEASE:
Kabler (inane chitter chatter - thinks she's hilarious)
Jill Franks (irritating in a strangely watchable way)
Will IT (insincere beyond belief)

...i'm sure there are more I can't think of but i'll leave the rest up to you.
 
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Lord Mark said:
Anyone else want to play?...presenters & guests...here are mine for starters.

PLEASE GET RID:
Chloe Everton (not interested in her telling me about her private life & children)
Eylelid Naan (dumb & dumberer all in one)
Ben Delisi (up himself scruffbag)
June (looks permanently soused - waffles and waffles)
Myseal (irish chap - forever interupting guests to tell us there's only 96% of stock left)
Posh smug blonde (you know who you are)
Ophelia (far too gobby & 2 talents that she seems to be showing off more & more)
Andy Peters (no explanation needed)
Tall garden bloke (dullard)
Abby Cleave (seems to be on 24/7 - puts me on the edge of a coma)
Mally.

LESS OF PLEASE:
Kabler (inane chitter chatter - thinks she's hilarious)
Jill Franks (irritating in a strangely watchable way)
Will IT (insincere beyond belief)

...i'm sure there are more I can't think of but i'll leave the rest up to you.I
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Gill Gauntlette. Not only does she have two of everything, but so does her mum and dad. Gail Ninja. She doesn't know how to cook.
 
Lord Mark said:
Anyone else want to play?...presenters & guests...here are mine for starters.

PLEASE GET RID:
Chloe Everton (not interested in her telling me about her private life & children)
Eylelid Naan (dumb & dumberer all in one)
Ben Delisi (up himself scruffbag)
June (looks permanently soused - waffles and waffles)
Myseal (irish chap - forever interupting guests to tell us there's only 96% of stock left)
Posh smug blonde (you know who you are)
Ophelia (far too gobby & 2 talents that she seems to be showing off more & more)
Andy Peters (no explanation needed)
Tall garden bloke (dullard)
Abby Cleave (seems to be on 24/7 - puts me on the edge of a coma)
Mally.

LESS OF PLEASE:
Kabler (inane chitter chatter - thinks she's hilarious)
Jill Franks (irritating in a strangely watchable way)
Will IT (insincere beyond belief)

...i'm sure there are more I can't think of but i'll leave the rest up to you.
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1. That's what I like about her! I feel sorry for her 'cause she's a posh old bird who's been reduced to flogging a brand that's not even a shadow of what it was in its heyday. I guess it's the same for her, but for heaven's sake surely she can afford to hang up the sweaty besequined polyester rubbish and retire gracefully!
2. I don't - Please eloborate - I NEED to know!
3. Agreed
4. Nooooh I love Jackie she's silly fun

Sorry Gill Gauntlet, she's as common as muck - well that's what I think she's trying to portray. For some reason I think it's put on in order to come across as a down to earth honest bird who says it as it is - she's yer best mate and you can trust her 100% - I don't buy it!
 
merryone said:
1. That's what I like about her! I feel sorry for her 'cause she's a posh old bird who's been reduced to flogging a brand that's not even a shadow of what it was in its heyday. I guess it's the same for her, but for heaven's sake surely she can afford to hang up the sweaty besequined polyester rubbish and retire gracefully!
2. I don't - Please eloborate - I NEED to know!
3. Agreed
4. Nooooh I love Jackie she's silly fun

Sorry Gill Gauntlet, she's as common as muck - well that's what I think she's trying to portray. For some reason I think it's put on in order to come across as a down to earth honest bird who says it as it is - she's yer best mate and you can trust her 100% - I don't buy it!
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Who is the old posh one?
 
Getting rid of Biaggi, Franks, CHuntley, Eyelid, Gauntlet & the guy who sometimes does DMQ whose wife had an affair with Peter Andre would be a good start. Oh, and the guy who owns Grumpy Gardener as well, he gets right on my pluck.

Unlike most, I actually like Chloe & Knuckles so they can stay for me.
 
Glen Campbell. Giddy and stupid and has the habit of inhouse private jokes
Laura Fleming “everything is a drama…..I need your help”


Who had affair with Peter Andre. New one on me
 
MrMarple said:
Getting rid of Biaggi, Franks, CHuntley, Eyelid, Gauntlet & the guy who sometimes does DMQ whose wife had an affair with Peter Andre would be a good start. Oh, and the guy who owns Grumpy Gardener as well, he gets right on my pluck.

Unlike most, I actually like Chloe & Knuckles so they can stay for me.
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I like watching the Diamonique shows but when Smarmy Lee Clarke is the BA, off goes my tv. He’s been on for all the DMQ shows this week so I haven’t watched or bought anything. Another DMQ show on tonight so knowing my luck he’ll be on again and with Eyelid Naan. Smarm and insincerity personified.

It seems that Alison O’Reilly is no longer the DmQ BA. I do hope she’s not unwell again. It may be it’s detrimental to her jewellery business that QVC sell so much stainless steel and brass DMQ.

Stockton said:
Glen Campbell. Giddy and stupid and has the habit of inhouse private jokes
Laura Fleming “everything is a drama…..I need your help”


Who had affair with Peter Andre. New one on me
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I think it was one of the ladies who presented the Gadget Show, Pollyanna something or other. Was married to Smarmy Lee.
 
Battiola73 said:
I like watching the Diamonique shows but when Smarmy Lee Clarke is the BA, off goes my tv. He’s been on for all the DMQ shows this week so I haven’t watched or bought anything. Another DMQ show on tonight so knowing my luck he’ll be on again and with Eyelid Naan. Smarm and insincerity personified.

It seems that Alison O’Reilly is no longer the DmQ BA. I do hope she’s not unwell again. It may be it’s detrimental to her jewellery business that QVC sell so much stainless steel and brass DMQ.


I think it was one of the ladies who presented the Gadget Show, Pollyanna something or other. Was married to Smarmy Lee.
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Yep, Lee Clark, that's him, I couldn't for the life of me remember his name.
 
It doesn't much matter what the product is, I am afraid Jill Franks is an instant turn off for me. I've been known to sit through an entire show of Jackie and Ruth Langsford, I would never buy from the range but they are sometimes better than amusing, especially if regular telly is a total yawn fest!
 
You get a job as a presenter on QVC, it is a job for life. Unless, of course, when your contract comes up you don't take what they are offering. Remember Debbie Greenwood?

The BA's are employed by the brands.
 
Yippee. At last a decent BA for DMQ. No Mr Smarmy just nice Ruth Linnett. QVC might get a sale from me, unless it steel or brass.
 

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