Well of course you're not BB, as you say this is your first Dyson, so you are only a tiny baby newbie noob Dyson fan at the mo & don't even feature on the 'tunnel visioned follower' scale.....yet! I see by your further comments however that you are an excellent candidate for such & I predict in less than 6 months you will be a totally converted 'Dyson or bust' cult follower!
Seriously though, obviously not everyone is a 'mad supporter' but there are definitely some things/brands that seem to foster such a mindset in
some people & amongst many others, are:
Apple
Dyson
BMWs
German Shepherds
.....Northern Nights bedding? lol
This is a fact. Nothing else will do. Nothing else comes close. Even if it does/would.....! :nod:
p.s.
I am offended that you would call my Henry 'tragic'....he is virtually indestructible & on the turbo setting, quite capable of sucking up pretty much anything....though I admit he is not the best at small corners......& occasionally keels over & sits there like a giant red beetle if I yank him to heel a bit too ferociously! :grin: