Dorothy & Edna

[Diamond Diva]

Dorothey and Edna two senior widows, are talking.

Dorothy: ''That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk
with you about him before I give him my answer.''

Edna: ''Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually
at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings
me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's
there but a luxury car...A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvellous dinner... Lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much
I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my
apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off
my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice!''

Dorothy: ''Goodness gracious!... So are you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?''

Edna: ''No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.''