Dont forget Car crash Telly tonight at 6.30pm

[Graham]

So bad you just have to watch as once again we go cruising with the appalling John Cooper :devil:

 

[Mommabear]

I fancy a cruise

 

[Wirral70]

Apparently he presented a radio breakfast show for 17 years. Luckily it was a weekend programme.

Had it been on weekdays I fancy it would have been enough to cause literally thousands of sickies.

 

[Ali Kamman]

Oh my goodness. Just caught the first minute of this and it's as terrible as has been stated. The presenter is gabbling so quickly that I'm struggling to follow what's being said. Not great when you're trying to convey information.

 

[Wirral70]

He looks like a character from Bo' Selecta

 

[mr tom]

You are all wrong!!

This is a masterclass of saying "all your food is included"

 

[Mommabear]

Alan, Barry and him could be triplets

 

[mr tom]

"dad, can i have a soft drink"

"yes"

Immense.

 

[Wirral70]

Alan, Barry and him could be triplets

More like sextuplets.

Bo' Selecta is appalling, he makes Justin Hazell look like a bon vivant raconteur. What's the point of the sidekick, is he like Mikes Kiri?

 

[Mommabear]

"dad, can i have a soft drink"

"yes"

Immense.

You can only have five bottles of wine if your're an adult, bit stingey :wonder:

 

[mr tom]

Someone please tell them that, that red phone can only recieve calls from batman/adam west or commisioner gordon!

 

[Wirral70]

You can only have five bottles of wine if your're an adult, bit stingey :wonder:

Oh no, they even have a prop telephone and are waiting for a call regarding a special offer.

This is far worse than I expected and my expectations were pretty low to begin with.

 

[mr tom]

Debbie is on fire this week!!

 

[Mommabear]

Debbie's rang........this is delicious and he's been in travel (nigh on) twenty years

 

[Wirral70]

Debbie is on fire this week!!

'There's gonna be queues on the phones'

I suspect not. In fact I fancy that Bo could handle the calls on his one red blower and still have time for cake.

 

[Mommabear]

Not a bad deal from Deb, do you still get free pop, wine x 5 and all the ice cream you can eat?

 

[mr tom]

And the ship is so big you can lose your kids...

Erm

 

[Wirral70]

Not a bad deal from Deb, do you still get free pop, wine x 5 and all the ice cream you can eat?

I know nothing about these things so wouldn't know if it's a good deal.

I have never really considered a cruise before. Nothing I have seen thus far has made me change my opinion, on the contrary.

 

[mr tom]

I will say what i've said on facebook.

This is the best hour on tv... let alone shopping tv

 

[Wirral70]

I will say what i've said on facebook.

This is the best hour on tv... let alone shopping tv

Obviously being a regular Bid viewer i'm used to watching low rent presenters whose biggest claim to fame is a summer season at Prestatyn Pontins. However, this guy even makes Far Mani look like a Las Vegas headline act.