don't bother watching - CARP

[vegasplayer]

Just to save you the bother - let me give you the LOWLIGHTS

1) Two (so far) utterly clueless presenters who wouldn't know which end is a**e and which is elbow who tell you nothing about the products because they appear to know nothing about them. Good job no one is listening, though I did for about ten minutes. I won't be back

2) The use of RRP's - me and himself were laughing about this one

3) Five minutes of pointless adverts for nothing inbetween each thing

4) They are selling an LCD TV now that can only pick up terrrestrial TV. Good Timing with the digital switchover

5) They say they are coming from sky. Coming from sky. I wonder what sky would have to say about that ha ha

6) They keep talking about saying hello to viewers from Turkey. Why?

7) They say they are the UK's largest / biggest / best shopping tv channel. They're a day old - that was quick eh!!

The only funny thing is there sung logo - SHOPPING TEEEE VEEEE. MMM, now where did I used to hear something like that. Oh yeah - KEWWW VEEEE SEEEEE in the 1990's

 

[Mommabear]

Just to save you the bother - let me give you the LOWLIGHTS

1) Two (so far) utterly clueless presenters who wouldn't know which end is a**e and which is elbow who tell you nothing about the products because they appear to know nothing about them. Good job no one is listening, though I did for about ten minutes. I won't be back

2) The use of RRP's - me and himself were laughing about this one

3) Five minutes of pointless adverts for nothing inbetween each thing

4) They are selling an LCD TV now that can only pick up terrrestrial TV. Good Timing with the digital switchover

5) They say they are coming from sky. Coming from sky. I wonder what sky would have to say about that ha ha

6) They keep talking about saying hello to viewers from Turkey. Why?

7) They say they are the UK's largest / biggest / best shopping tv channel. They're a day old - that was quick eh!!

The only funny thing is there sung logo - SHOPPING TEEEE VEEEE. MMM, now where did I used to hear something like that. Oh yeah - KEWWW VEEEE SEEEEE in the 1990's

so they're big in Turkey then?

 

[vegasplayer]

oh panic not everyone

OH has just heard bimbette on screen telling everyone that the products she has are to give away

she's giving them away, so ignore the prices then

is it april fools again

 

[vegasplayer]

oh it is choice

customers tonight

New Customer - HENLEY ON THEM
and Erica in BRIDGWATER

I might watch a bit more of this for a laugh

 

[Graham]

I am so disappointed, the logo looked good, the promos looked good then what do they give us Paul Metcalfe, IMO the worst male presenter ever to appear on shopping television, then we have Kelly Bird and Crystal Archer, imagine Jerilee Bonner but 100 times worse (yes it is possible).

Come on Shopping TV, sack the three people who stand in front of the camera you have now, can’t really call them presenters.

 

[Plasmanoodle]

Hopefully, THIS link should bring up their Turkish sister channel. Looks similar to one of ours, eh?

 

[SUPERCOOLWILLOW]

Hopefully, THIS link should bring up their Turkish sister channel. Looks similar to one of ours, eh?

the website looks like the sit-up ones as well

 

[calico]

Oooh this sounds interesting - think I'll have a look. I love rubbish presenters presenting rubbish things, in a weird kind of way.....

 

[Phill]

The studio is so cheap
but a nintendo wii did go for £155 with no p&p or phone cost

 

[argeybargey]

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[Phill]

They are on live now lol

 

[sweetpea]

The studio is so cheap
but a nintendo wii did go for £155 with no p&p or phone cost

But you can get a Wii for £139 from Amazon!!:thinking2:

 

[SUPERCOOLWILLOW]

But you can get a Wii for £139 from Amazon!!:thinking2:

thats what i was thinking as well

 

[Plasmanoodle]

Rob Lamarr was on tonight and I think he did a rather good job. A great addition to the team!

 

[LuckyRed]

Rob Lamarr was on tonight and I think he did a rather good job. A great addition to the team!

It finally looked like a real channel with a proper presenter on. (I am biased I do like Rob lol) :tongue2:

 

[Phill]

the music is good

 

[Akimbo]

it's a puppet

Paul Metcalfe is Captain Scarlet's real name.


I'll get my coat :blush:


Jude xx


ps Capt Black I'd watch ! :emo:

 

[LuckyRed]

Paul Metcalfe is Captain Scarlet's real name.


I'll get my coat :blush:


Jude xx


ps Capt Black I'd watch ! :emo:

Capt Scarlet was unbeatable though, I hope dis guy isn't, awful funny lil man!! ugh uke:

 

[watersiren]

Apologies for my ignorance, but what is Shopping TV? Thank you. xx

 

[Graham]

Rob Lamarr was on tonight and I think he did a rather good job. A great addition to the team!

Can't stand him, I think they really need to frind some decent presenters and fast.