Found myself having a mini declutter this weekend...Crazy as it sounds a friend of mine traditionally holds a christmas dinner usually in June or july for her family and mine, it was a little late this year...we had it this saturday as we couldn't organise a suitable date earlier in the year. Now the idea is to make it as much like xmas as poss and to bring a small and naff christmas present. Now usually we'll wrap up a bottle of advocaat, or harvey's sherry...this year we gave them a soap on a rope and a pair of novelty socks each....OMG what did we get in return..almost as much clutter as I started with!!!! She said we've raided the charity shops and found some really naff stuff...so this is what we got to take home....a hideous totem pole statue, complete with a chip in it....a massive statue of a camel, a great big kid's puzzle book and some kind of drinking game! I mean talk about take the joke too far! The only good thing is that yes, in buying this stuff they've made a donation to a charity..but what does she honestly think I'm gonna do with all this stuff? To be fair I've already donated it lock stock and barrell to another charity shop... minus the broken thing which I binned - It's ok, they don't live in the same town as us! I really hope I'm not sounding like a killjoy here, but surely you can try and give someone a "funny" gift without giving them something so horrible the only place for it is the dustbin!!! At least the "gifts" we gave them are small and inobtrusive, they'll actually get some use out of them, even if they only wear the socks on xmas day or to the office party...and soap's soap isn't it? People are strange!!!