"Don't forget our 30 day money back guarantee still applies - buy it, get it home, try it out - die, be laid to rest in it, have your funeral with all your weeping relatives there, a lovely wake with some nice buffet grub and see how you get on. If you're not completely satisfied, just resurrect yourself and send it back for a full refund. Many people say, "But yes, the 30 day money back guarantee is all very well - what if I've been cremated?", the answer is it still applies. Just reconstitute yourself with a glass of water and contact our call centre who will arrange someone to come and pick you up..."