The MoiraC 'Its-a-sh*g' trouser wrap, basque and uplift bra set, with handy velluti trouser compartment for those little essentials - condoms, pepper spray etc
Hahahaha..... arghhhhhhhhhh oh noooooooo now you've gone and made my constipation hurt again:2:
At last!......something I can buy
The MoiraC 'Its-a-sh*g' trouser wrap, basque and uplift bra set, with handy velluti trouser compartment for those little essentials - condoms, pepper spray etc
And I'm sure you'll look better than her in it. The top arf doesn't look too bad in a tarty way....but the model as good as her figure is, has NOT got the legs or thighs for it....and you can see where the acrylic gusset is hanging down low!!! I can picture the scene of housewives in middle England trying to rekindle the passion in their relationships, and husbands falling around laughing at the sight!!!
I have yet to meet an OH that would miss his "chance" no matter how ridiculous the situation <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F1%255F9%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_9.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D36%252F36_1_9%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>
And I'm sure you'll look better than her in it. The top arf doesn't look too bad in a tarty way....but the model as good as her figure is, has NOT got the legs or thighs for it....and you can see where the acrylic gusset is hanging down low!!! I can picture the scene of housewives in middle England trying to rekindle the passion in their relationships, and husbands falling around laughing at the sight!!!
Mr Mad has rushed to the IW website to order me a maid's uniform:25:
He's figuring I wear a nursey uniform to work, so perhaps the maid's outfit will make me do the housework!!!
:doggie:
My thoughts too, Mad. Mr Calvin might think I mean business- with the hoover and a bottle of Cif!