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So we've had Twiggy with her range that died a death and now we've got Lulu with her Stink Bomb range. Years ago I remember Lily Savage's stand up routine about going on QVC with her imagined range 'Flame of Llandudno' :tongue:
Which celebrities would you like to see on QVC with their own ranges? Lets come up with some suggestions - serious or daft...:tongue:
Mine are obv going to be daft.:angel:
Lorraine Kelly's 'Och that's Brewwwyant...'
A sumptuous range of cleansers, toners and moisturisers formulated in Glasgae with the finest local ingredients. Lorraine has worked with a dedicated team of chemists to come up with an affordable yet effective range of skincare all based around the ancient and fascinating Irnius Bruimus extract, which she discovered when she went to visit the Neds of the Gorbals Tribe. This precious ingredient can only be harvested in the evening between 8 and 9pm before the Neds go to the chippy and has been incorporated with several other rare ingredients (including the extremely potent Essence of Buckfast) to make a premium, high performing skin care range. Prices start at £179 plus £245p&p.
Cilla Black's 'Furry Godmother Skincurr'
A premium, sophisticated range of serums and moisturisers for the woman with more front teeth than sense. These exclusive formulas were born out of Cilla's need for 'luvly skincurr' that didn't cost the earth and make her forget her Liverpool roots (even though she's lived in Berkshire for about 50 years). Cilla worked with a dedicated team of chemists to come up with an affordable yet effective range of skincurr based on the scrapings taken from the wings of The Liver Bird on the Liver Building. These products work to make you exaggerate your accent to the point of caricature, turn your hair an unnatural shade of red with a Dickie Davies blonde streak and take tremendously long holidays with Cliff Richard in the Bahamas. Prices start at £785 plus £245p&p
Elaine Paige's 'Windtunnel Cosmescuiticals'
Following on from her tremendous success with her album launch on QVC, Elaine now brings her highly regarded 'Windtunnel' range to us here. Elaine has worked with a dedicated team of chemists to come up with an effective yet affordable range of skincare for the modern titchy woman who can sing quite well. These products are formulated with the precious precious ingredient 'Botoxollocks' which is encapsulated within a luxurious and prestige range of cleaners, serums, oils and moisturisers. This miracle ingredient, exclusive to Miss Paige's *bow scrape, scrape bow* range is highly effective in freezing all facial movement and rendering all natural expressions redundant. Prices start at £1,400,000 plus £156p&p.
Over to you...
So we've had Twiggy with her range that died a death and now we've got Lulu with her Stink Bomb range. Years ago I remember Lily Savage's stand up routine about going on QVC with her imagined range 'Flame of Llandudno' :tongue:
Which celebrities would you like to see on QVC with their own ranges? Lets come up with some suggestions - serious or daft...:tongue:
Mine are obv going to be daft.:angel:
Lorraine Kelly's 'Och that's Brewwwyant...'
A sumptuous range of cleansers, toners and moisturisers formulated in Glasgae with the finest local ingredients. Lorraine has worked with a dedicated team of chemists to come up with an affordable yet effective range of skincare all based around the ancient and fascinating Irnius Bruimus extract, which she discovered when she went to visit the Neds of the Gorbals Tribe. This precious ingredient can only be harvested in the evening between 8 and 9pm before the Neds go to the chippy and has been incorporated with several other rare ingredients (including the extremely potent Essence of Buckfast) to make a premium, high performing skin care range. Prices start at £179 plus £245p&p.
Cilla Black's 'Furry Godmother Skincurr'
A premium, sophisticated range of serums and moisturisers for the woman with more front teeth than sense. These exclusive formulas were born out of Cilla's need for 'luvly skincurr' that didn't cost the earth and make her forget her Liverpool roots (even though she's lived in Berkshire for about 50 years). Cilla worked with a dedicated team of chemists to come up with an affordable yet effective range of skincurr based on the scrapings taken from the wings of The Liver Bird on the Liver Building. These products work to make you exaggerate your accent to the point of caricature, turn your hair an unnatural shade of red with a Dickie Davies blonde streak and take tremendously long holidays with Cliff Richard in the Bahamas. Prices start at £785 plus £245p&p
Elaine Paige's 'Windtunnel Cosmescuiticals'
Following on from her tremendous success with her album launch on QVC, Elaine now brings her highly regarded 'Windtunnel' range to us here. Elaine has worked with a dedicated team of chemists to come up with an effective yet affordable range of skincare for the modern titchy woman who can sing quite well. These products are formulated with the precious precious ingredient 'Botoxollocks' which is encapsulated within a luxurious and prestige range of cleaners, serums, oils and moisturisers. This miracle ingredient, exclusive to Miss Paige's *bow scrape, scrape bow* range is highly effective in freezing all facial movement and rendering all natural expressions redundant. Prices start at £1,400,000 plus £156p&p.
Over to you...