Brace yourselves ladies...

[Jasper]

Strange - I only have to watch the shows and my hair stands on end with static...

I could work up a sweat, just by looking at all that polyester.:32:

 

[perdita]

yes!! and learn to spit lol

...and hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.....:54:

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

lets hope she's got the camel-toe jumpsuit in some new colours

And the the cling to your nipple cardis in a rainbow of colours!:56:

 

[Dazzler!]

for on Friday there are seven..yes SEVEN live hours of Kim n Co.:52:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
7 hours of Ms Mentalson's whining drawl.7 hour of Models fighting off static and VPL'S (and worse:11: ahem)half mast trousers and vomit inducing patterns!
7 hours of Pipa,Cathryn et al trying very badly to convince us it should be in our summer wardrobe :54:

I am on a late shift hurrah :35:

What!!!!?????? Oh noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Her voice grates on me big time!!!! I wont switch on that day then!

 

[rosey]

All the presenters will be trying to tell us they wear this cr*p all the time!!! Yet we never see them on air with any of it on!

 

[Jasper]

All the presenters will be trying to tell us they wear this cr*p all the time!!! Yet we never see them on air with any of it on!

Indeed, the fact that Kim isn't wearing any Kim and Co, in the VT of Kim at her offices in Canada, speaks volumes.:33::32:

 

[aragorn0130]

...and hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.....:54:

I'm going to do all those things: the purple, the spitting and the hoarding. I might pluck out all my eye brows and draw on a permanently surprised expression too, make sure my foundations is totally the wrong colour for my face (orange), and allow hair to grow out of my ears. And then I think my Kim & Co will help me pull a 75yr old toy boy at my local Help the Aged lunch club........ :7:

 

[Kathy]

Would that be Kim&Co from Montreal Canada :ANYWORD: Big Grin

 

[Jasper]

I'm going to do all those things: the purple, the spitting and the hoarding. I might pluck out all my eye brows and draw on a permanently surprised expression too, make sure my foundations is totally the wrong colour for my face (orange), and allow hair to grow out of my ears. And then I think my Kim & Co will help me pull a 75yr old toy boy at my local Help the Aged lunch club........ :7:

Don't forget the purple rinse.:32:

 

[perdita]

I'm going to do all those things: the purple, the spitting and the hoarding. I might pluck out all my eye brows and draw on a permanently surprised expression too, make sure my foundations is totally the wrong colour for my face (orange), and allow hair to grow out of my ears. And then I think my Kim & Co will help me pull a 75yr old toy boy at my local Help the Aged lunch club........ :7:

Loving your style. I think you'll enjoy this poem, if you don't already know it!! I love it!

Warning!
When I am Old
I will wear Purple!

When I am an old woman,
I shall wear purple - -
With a red hat which doesn't go,
and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves and satin sandles,
And say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
and gobble up samples in shops
and press alarm bells
and run with my stick along public railings,
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick flowers in other people's gardens
and learn to spit!
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
and eat three pounds of sausages at ago,
or only bread and pickles for a week,
and hoard pens and pencils
and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry,
and pay our rent
and not swear in the street,
and set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner
and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised
when suddenly I am old,
And start to wear purple!


--Jenny Joseph

 

[Mrs James]

Would that be Kim&Co from Montreal Canada :ANYWORD: Big Grin

is that where she's from? :13:

 

[aragorn0130]

Don't forget the purple rinse.:32:

Definitely not. If you're anything like my elderly aunts, it has to be set too but you have an inch around the hairline that is totally straight before it explodes into tight set curls done on those little pink/blue plastic rollers with white elastic bands.... Seriously, they are the only people I know who wear clothes that resemble anything like the carp that that woman chucks out on a regular basis. 7 hours? 7 HOURS? :11:

 

[Tizzy]

Couldn't resist

I just came across this forum today and I must say you ladies really are too funny!

I have been watching QVC for the previous 3 years and thought I was the only one to find Kim somewhat grating and a bit scary at times...what I really want to know is who actually does buy K&C high waisted, dodgy floral, insipid coloured polyfest?

 

[Jasper]

Definitely not. If you're anything like my elderly aunts, it has to be set too but you have an inch around the hairline that is totally straight before it explodes into tight set curls done on those little pink/blue plastic rollers with white elastic bands.... Seriously, they are the only people I know who wear clothes that resemble anything like the carp that that woman chucks out on a regular basis. 7 hours? 7 HOURS? :11:

God forbid, 7 HOURS in sweat inducing carp!

 

[aragorn0130]

God forbid, 7 HOURS in sweat inducing carp!

Now you see Jasper, you were up for this insanity last time so you need a memory for Brotherhood of Man and the Barron Knights....

Long ago, high on a hilltop in Walthamstowe
Stood a designer called Kim & Co
Who pinged her elastic and said 'lets go'

She was keen
Fuelled by her static she seemed quite keen
And shot down the hillside to QVC.....

Running away together
Statically charged forever
Kim & Co
Covering tat with flowers
For bl**dy seven hours
Kim & Co

 

[AllThatGlitters]

After 7 hours of Kim and her electric clothes in the studio, all the models and guests will snap together like a giant ball of magnets, and have to be separated by someone with a QVC ruler.

Or else she'll wear us down, and we'll start being strangely attracted (ha!) to the clothes.

 

[loveheart]

I just came across this forum today and I must say you ladies really are too funny!

I have been watching QVC for the previous 3 years and thought I was the only one to find Kim somewhat grating and a bit scary at times...what I really want to know is who actually does buy K&C high waisted, dodgy floral, insipid coloured polyfest?

Welcome to the forum Tizzy, hope you have a lot of fun here.

 

[Tizzy]

thanks loveheart. I am having lots of fun reading the posts

 

[BettyBoop]

for on Friday there are seven..yes SEVEN live hours of Kim n Co.:52:

And I can guarantee that in those seven hours, Kim will not stop to take a single breath. The woman would make a first-class underwater swimmer. No snorkel required.

 

[argeybargey]

I just want to defend us ancients. I'm pretty aged, but I don't act my age - never did, even when I was young enough to be told I should, nor do I wear Kim & Co. However, I do have to confess to owning a plastic rainhat for emergencies which I keep indoors. This is probably a sign of some degree of brain decay as I have yet to experience any rain indoors. <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D4%255F2%255F1%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4_2_1.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D4_2_1%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>

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