I sometimes fleetingly fantasize about phoning in as a bona fide thrilled customer, getting on air, then letting rip! Once I phoned in and spoke to Debbie Greenwood on a gold show when I was drunk, but they hastily wound up the call. I was mortified!!! later - my other half had been out with a mate down the pub and when he got back I told him and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry!!