I couldn't agree more, Tulip. She is simply awful today. She was on with lying Ultrasun Abby Cleeve earlier and she said: "Sit up and pay attention!" in a harsh way. I thought: "I don't want a litre of aluminium-infused gloop that isn't as good as Soltan! Then she was blethering on about how she spent some time in Israel, and how it was 43 degrees and how there was only one tree with about 30 people trying to get under it! Dreadful!
Mind you the other people on today haven't been much better. Catherine Huntley made me laugh when she tried to convince us that she liked the slab of lemon calico fudge she shoved in her mouth. Her voice sounded like molten caramel as she did the obligatory "mmmmmmm, that's so yummy!" yet her face told an entirely different story. Something like: "Sh**, I've stuffed a sickly slab of fat, sugar and lemon food colouring in my mouth, now it's going to my hips!"
Then Dawson was back on, whining like a set of out of tune bagpipes telling us what pheNOMINAL value a 20 quid tin of biscuits was! Really Ann? pop down to Waitrose and I'm sure you'll see something comparable for less! She keeps saying "salubrious" today, like it's a new word she's trying to commit to memory. She's used it at least 5 times. I wish she'd sod off to the God Channel or wherever else it is she presents. Her dogmatic, preachy style would go down a treat with all the fairy tales she could read from the bible!