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iclaudipuss
Guest Shopper
It occurred to me some time ago that most of the presenters on Gems and Rocks could easily double up as horse-racing commentators. They shout, then they SHOUT, then they REALLY SHOUT, then they get faster and faster in their speech and general excitement about the fantastic, lowest ever, albeit, same as ever, prices, and coming up on the left, it's genuine gemstones, followed just on the right by lowest ever price, and can you believe it, that rarest of all runners, Tanzanite, rarer than our favourite racer, Diamonds, even though we see Tanzanite run 18 times a day, oh, look at this, it's not fake, it's not per-lastic, it's Tahitian Pearl, what a ger-lamorous runner this is, and yes, you've guessed it, it's running at the LOWEST EVER PRICE, don't miss out, DON'T MISS OUT, this could be the last time we see this gem run at this price, I can't guarantee that I can offer you this bargain again, this is the race of a lifetime, look at Carnelian coming up from 5th place, No, it's not, it's Rutilated Quartz, it's RUTILATED QUARTZ making a last second dash, don't let's close the race now, this is one of the most exciting races I've seen since yesterday's most exciting races, this runner is so rare, it's Tanzanite, and it could easily run its way out of existence, take this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the glory that is Tanzanite, oh no, Tanzanite is down, and we have, no we don't, yes we do, it's BER-LUE APATITE, my goodness me, flippin' 'eck, oh, my word, it's ber-lue apatite that wins the day, success, you have been successful, I'm just racing to the gallery to confirm that ber-lue apatite has finished at that amaaazing price, what a deal, what a finish. CONGRATULATIONS, WELL DONE, if you backed that ber-lue apatite, you have backed one amazing runner, OH, MY WORD, I'm getting news in from Sheridan that Ber-lue Apatite ran at the LOWEST EVER PRICE, the lowest since last week's amazing White Topaz winner. What a race, what a night, and remember, it's not fake, it's genuine. Oh, my word....
