"And here I am, your resident horse expert with 640 years in the saddle, literally. You're jumping to your actual seats, literally, to watch these actual horses literally showjumping. These are the actual horses that celebrities have flown out to them on their actual private jets, literally. You cannot get these actual horses anywhere else whatsoever. Here's an actual prestigious piebald, designed by Jade Jagger for you, literally. Oh, you're loving this, this actual winner, Geri Halliwell's favourite nag, with hooves painted by Leighton Denny in Sugar and Spice, literally. This is so prestigious, if your husband, boyfriend, binman, stalker, reads GeeGee Weekly, they will literally love this actual event. I'm just going over to interview Red Rum, literally, who has literally not seen actual showjumping before, literally. 'Red, are you enjoying this, literally?'"
Red: 'Nay....'