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The language of b******t.

Pete is selling a emergency car kit. Pete is going to help someone move their vehicle, where the battery has gone flat. What a coincidence!

'We know that February last year was the coldest month’ - Pete 🤔 Hmmmmmm

Right Right Right Alright Ok Right Ok Alright Right Ok Right Alright Right Right Someone give Pete a nudge, the needle has stuck.

People were texting him about his flashlight at the weekend.......... Autocorrect me thinks.

Has Pete sorted a line off camera. He's like a kid who's had all the E numbers.

'I'd like you to buy 2 or 3 bottles' I bet you would 🤣

Wrong thread

Wow,.another product Pete is selling which he also coincidentally uses.

We're coming to the busiest part of the show Not only because Buy two Just buy it Just look at that, isn't it stunning. Have you ever seen anything like it. It's extraordinary. Buy three There's several of you online 'ave a buy 3, 2, 1 go. Buy buy buy WHAT! No..

That box of decorations looks like something you'd get from woolies in the 1980s. Just awful.

Peter V is the most boring human on TV.

Peter says he bought 6 of the kids bubble machines. Leave some for Muriel Pete!!!

Peter S was wet through last night, had to get up and change his t shirt. Not surprising, having unconscious guilt nightmares of the lies he spouts when presenting. Also, Peter V 5 mins earlier said there is a timer function on the fan, so the fan can turn instead off when you sleep. Otherwise...

Buy all 5 sizes for the same price as any 5 size combination. Bargain!

What is he drivelling on about. Has he taken something?

Buy two

Wormwood wormwood wormwood 'Don't take my word for it, you can also speak to your GP'. He's placing his medical opinion above a GP consultation.

She's just gone and bought herself the luxury luggage. Get in there lass! Hope her house isn't broken into when she goes on holiday, the thieves will do their backs in, lifting all items she's bought from IW.

"Because the stock is single figures (rolls eyes) go and have a buy.' Where's the logic in that.