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This show is a hard cringe from me. Pedro seems to be chatting more **** than usual. 'If you're a gym buff (does he mean 'gym bunny?) then you're going to love these - the lads are going to love these. Yes Peter - long-sleeved t-shirts in a fairly heavy cotton are absolutely ideal for the gym.

Bit like the RFID 'wallets' which 'block scammers and other bad people' from stealing your card details by 'just standing by you'. QVC sells a lot of this apparent 'technology' in wallets, bags and the like. No-one has ever mentioned that there has never been a single recorded crime involving...

Exactly. On IW Mk.II they used to sell airtime to The Planning Crowd which did, inter alia, will writing. Can you imagine if IW Mk.III got into that. 'We, your friends at Ideal World, understand how difficult a time it is when your dearly beloved has Alzheimers/pancreatic cancer/*something...

Or maybe just sign this cheque: you don't need to worry filling out the rest. We're your friends - we can do that for you.

I have a friend who ironed tea-towels. She got this from her mother, who always ironed tea towels in case someone broke their arm and had to use a tea-towel as a sling. Presumably, she worried that the doctor in A&E might turn round and say 'well, we would re-set that arm, but given the state...

And I wonder if the nice lady and gentleman who bought that house in 1970 and have lived in it ever since realise that it's the registered office of Resultco...?

'robbing *******s' 😂

Completely agree with you: I'm certain it was him, or someone closely connected with him.

Eilidh is only marginally above Awfelia in terms of competence for me. She's never really been able to 'do it', and I'm amazed she's lasted as long as she has. Last week, she was doing a gardening show with Ken from plants2gardens, and was fake 'oohing' and 'ahhing' whilst holding up a tuber...

I"m pretty sure it was the bulldog-chewing-a-wasp that is The Goddess who was posting on his behalf. She's quite the attack dog.

Also just noticed that Paz has deleted his account. Maybe Mike felt he'd given a bit too much away.

Noticed today that nearly every item is 'pre-order' with a dispatch date of 19 or 20 February. Is this a new business strategy, possibly based on vendor managed inventory? I'm more inclined to be cynical though and think either (a) there isn't the liquidity to buy stock and hold it, or (b)...

Cloudflare had a hissy, I think.

classic little man syndrome.

That's no way to talk about Lady Foghorn.

I was only saying to someone the other day that I remember when 'olive oil' was something you'd go to the chemists for, not Sainsburys. And you wouldn't put it on your pasta, either... She looked at me like I was an antique. :(

Some people. What I particularly dislike here is the 'threats of legal action' to his wife of 36 years. If you're going to stray with some trollop 31 years younger than you are, then at least have the decency to pack your bags and leave. He wants it all: the tart, the house, the pension...

I'm waiting for the day when Dale just has enough of his snide comments and diva behaviour, turns round and lamps him one live on air.

She might as well draw her curtains to within about 12" of each other and set a table lamp on a timer in the gap.

I suspect C&C are trying to trade out their existing SE inventory. I bet the old dears on C&C are really unimpressed.