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Must be an extremely cluttered house - with all the air fryers, fans, heaters, vibration plates, treadmills, worry angels, parasols, pillows, cushions, lights of various types.......right, ok....

Peter van Aveabuy giving his "expertise" on a tiny £7.99 fan. What's next? Will be demonstrating mugs and revealing you can drink tea from them?

it looks scratchy and itchy to me. Usual meaning less phrases, including an old favourite "the larger of the pillowcases". Over 70% of the stock has gone. What stock? - tonight's stock?

It's a frenzy of "Priced to clear......not only....not only......for your.....and you will love.....just buy.....multi-buy if you can....a clearance price.....it's a warehouse clearance....and at this price.....just buy.......ave a buy...... All of that being spluttered around nonsense about...

Tickets - if you like them, buy them.

But it might not only be damp, it might not only be draughty, not only be cold.......alright, ok. Hence why he needs all those fans and heaters

other sources recently had him at 73 - but you can't tell because the collagen drinks make him appear so young

Collagen drinks "definitely" stopped Dirty Pete having a hip replacement. I think they may have helped his knees too, but I don't want to make a claim without any foundation

Dirty Peter on with a slimming belt tonight - do we think the infamous blue shorts will get an outing? Not only are they creased, not only are they crusty, they are are a joy for those who enjoy prehistoric sportswear, ok

Also a dry box for £47,50. We keep hearing from dirty Peter - "the box alone is 200 pound, alright, ok"

Shortly before midnight, he was salivating over a couple of Willie Hunts! He was stunned by the price

Muriel on saying Mark's chips are a taste of heaven :ROFLMAO: She buys a hell of a lot from IW - including that Opatra tunnel that cured her Shitzu :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Dirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that. Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer. "Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand! "Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for...

You could see Kevski staring at the texts last time I watched - must have been people asking why he was selling them cheaper elsewhere. Dirty Peter noticed and read a nonsense one out from Muriel

What a shock!!!! The Doc has appeared with some Willy Hunt watches - last night there was only one left, must have been a few tucked under the bengaline trouser skip. Hunty again billed as a "Saville Row" tailor. Maybe he was when Jezza last had an acting job

Peter van Aveabuy needs new specs - they keep falling down his nose. I'm sure I saw reading specs being sold in the Tatival Clearance - got on Peter, ave-a-buy

Peter van stickytapedemo is not an expert on anything. He was trying to demonstrate a parasol - even Ofthemasons knew more about it. Highlight being it could go to three heights, all for 99 quid. Of course, they're flying out :rolleyes:

A waterproof mattress protector :ROFLMAO: Get on the phone, Bet. It's the damp in this hovel making the mattress wet......honest! Elsewhere, viewers wetting themselves with excitement at the glittering array of complete tat on the clearance carnival

it's the usual "how many have I got? only that many!!!" Who on earth panics they won't be able to buy a broom on a pole? Ofhemasons claimed they had to put the price up - and have now, dramatically, brought them down. Now reason to increase the price of brooms lying in a warehouse. No doubt...

Now a "£56" shower head for £7.99. Yawn......... "you've got to be quick gang. People buying twos and threes. Half me stock gone". Ofthemasons lives in a parallel universe