Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Shameful and painful - what a load of old cr•p

That singing Santa would drive me insane, I'd end up flinging it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Looks like Santa has come out of some Chinese sweat shop where ‘his’ beard removed head doubles up as a female doll’s one for other products

 

[Jazzydrury]

Somebody texted in and said they have there tree up

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Charlie from the Gallery.

 

[galesgal57]

Why does he keep saying you get the duvet with the bedding set? Surely it's only the cover.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just turned onto QVC to see what there TSV is, it’s like Harrods TV, up to IW

 

[galesgal57]

The bedding set doesn't look very autumnal to me, more like spring and summer.

 

[HughTwo]

The bedding set doesn't look very autumnal to me, more like spring and summer.

it looks scratchy and itchy to me.
Usual meaning less phrases, including an old favourite "the larger of the pillowcases".

Over 70% of the stock has gone. What stock? - tonight's stock?

 

[Muttley]

Pervy Pete just did his creepy ending "you may not know it, but somebody loves you". What a ridiculous thing for an old man selling crap to say to his audience.

Rant over, I'm off to bed now, goodnight all

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Classy lighting with Dr. Edwards…

 

[Battiola73]

Where I worked we always bought a new piece of kitsch for our office Christmas decorations. We bought one of the singing Santas when they first came out from the local market. It cost a couple of quid. The songs it “sung” were in English but with heavyChinese/Japanese accents. Whenever we turned it on we’d almost pee ourselves with laughter as it was so awful. Future purchases did improve but we’d still play the original one for laughs.

If I remember right the Steve Whattley used to sell good ones in his Christmas shows on IW before it was plagued by the Bid presenters

 

[Herring]

Rather than buying some £19.99 future landfill from Peter Simon on IW, I'd rather buy a £16.99 video from Peter Simon on Cameo.

For my aunt Muriel, she's your #1 fan, other than the bladeless Homesmart one you sell, and would love a Cameo from you as a little pick me up following an accident with the patio door…

 

[Herring]

JOKE'O'CLOCK:

What's Peter Simon's favourite B&B called?

Spoiler: Reveal the answer

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[Lilo Lil]

Ideal World - the jumble sale of TV shopping …

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Many a good jumble sale will be mortified…

 

[Craftalot]

Rather than buying some £19.99 future landfill from Peter Simon on IW, I'd rather buy a £16.99 video from Peter Simon on Cameo.

For my aunt Muriel, she's your #1 fan, other than the bladeless Homesmart one you sell, and would love a Cameo from you as a little pick me up following an accident with the patio door…

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Given it's Peter Simon, are we sure this is Cameo, and not actually Onlyfans?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Will the Cavalcade of Crescendoing, Catcalling Craperotomy of Non-Clearable Tatificasiousness Carnival of Crud continue today?

 

[Craftalot]

Will the Cavalcade of Crescendoing, Catcalling Craperotomy of Non-Clearable Tatificasiousness Carnival of Crud continue today?

You'd think that they'd have pretty much emptied that shipping container they bought at auction by now.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The jokers have no shame. Foghorn Two means change channels, immediately.

 

[Samki]

You'd think that they'd have pretty much emptied that shipping container they bought at auction by now.

They’ve pulled it up from Davy Jones Locker. It truly has no end