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    I am sorry Mikey but ...

    Noticed that He could really do with some new teeth. His are looking terrible. Anyone see him selling the earphones. Apparently he is very lucky because he doesn't just hear music he feels it as well. He then went on to mispronounce a load of classical composers names. You couldn't make it up.
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    Calling Peter Sherlock

    Perhaps Mrs Mason could do a bit of overtime
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    Kate the chef's latest claim to fame...

    She couldn't be Rosa Benini could she? Or perhaps Barbra Benne. She's been very quiet lately.
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    I am sorry Mikey but ...

    Probably about thirty quid
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    I am sorry Mikey but ...

    He's up to his scare tactics again. Death by dirty mop. Of course he has bought one of the steam cleaners himself. He might need it to clean up later after the dog's dinner he's just made in the multi cooker
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    Calling Peter Sherlock

    There too busy filming "Rip off Britain" with Gloria Hunniford
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    Someone needs to take Peter aside for a quiet word...

    He was selling sandals the other night that would be ideal for walking. As apposed to what else?
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    Legs in the air

    Out of curiosity or boredom just looked up the price on Amazon of the perfume set with a pair of legs stuck on top of the bottle that Sherlock was flogging it was 9.94 for identical gift set that they were selling for 15.00 including the usuals.So much for Britain's biggest discount channel!!!
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    How do you imagine "Dr" Cringle to be?

    Outward appearance of Dr Finlay and the morals of Mikey Mason
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    has Steve McDonald been ill?

    He will probably still look the same when he's sixty
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    Unique look

    It's the same bag he was groping last night in front of a picture of the Coloseum for some unknown reason
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    Unique look

    Looks great with the Cringley loafers
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    Unique look

    Peter and Helen are flogging revolting vomit print frock which will give you a unique look. As in wouldn't be seen dead in it
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    Alan and Barry Craft

    Only seen them on the trailers they looked vile. Sort of Hairy Bikers without the charm or talent
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    General ridiculousness thread

    That would definitely wipe the smile off her face
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    This should make you laugh!

    We bought a slow cooker off them a couple of years ago. When it turned up it was so big we could have used it to set up a catering business. Then it packed up the second time we used it.
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    Just turned on

    There was the usual 7.99 plus 1.53 looks like you got a bargain. We paid 5.99 for ours from a local shop plus 2.99 for a cover in a choice of colours. Still cheaper than Bid.
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    Just turned on

    Finished watching the football turned over to Bid. McDonald flogging a wizzy mop and mini-me Ryes has got a V-shaped cushion for a pound yet again. Hope he doesn't get into bed with it again. It's getting like Groundhog Day.
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    Shake up ideas

    Every time we turn on it's either the wizzy mop thing, mattress protector or the v shaped cushion not forgetting various "designer" watches. Lisa Brash was blaming her poor sales on Sunday night on the fact that the kids were going back to school in the morning?
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    General ridiculousness thread

    Times must be hard they had Sherlock modelling polo shirts earlier. Probably can't afford Dallas anymore.
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