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Filling Hillary's sling-backs will be a tall order, but I think the lovely Kelly and her curls will be an asset. I'm hoping for some withering put-downs :wave:

He was getting very emotional doing the 'priscilla mojo' bag again. Started quoting from some show tune......'one singular sensation'!

Where is it made? China? Stacey needs to update her look - she is looking as plastic as some of that naff packaging :smirk:

Cue quasi-religious clap-trap with Peter welling up with emotion. Deeply distasteful.

Peter Simon appears to be delivering some great long-winded story about a Coalport figurine - sat on a plinth under a spot-light like some rare artifact . God knows what he's blathering on about - I gave up after about five minutes. Rather than coming out with a load of old toffee, would it...

His sales technique absolutely stinks. He's just sold a handbag - needless to say it was 'simply magnificent', 'extroadinary' and the best bag he has done for gawd knows how long (well, until next week, I expect), so 'just grab it'. It was the normal load of old cobblers, but not once did he...

I quite like the pro-collagen advanced eye treatment. If the price, including p&p, is nearer 70 than 60, I probably will not bother.

I'd launch a leisure wear range - 'Sofa Chic'. Designed for those that spend all day parked on the couch watching the telly - it would be a combination of jim-jams, slankets & onesies :wait: Eat your heart out Carole Hochman

A lot of the brands put their prices up at this time of the year. I do like the LE haircare so I popped into one of the shops today and stocked up :wave:

I don't think you can accuse her of that. She's the least hard sell of the lot of them. Why should the profits be going to charity? Z-list celebs write books all the time. I assume people are happy to buy them otherwise they would never get published. At least she has written it herself.

Chapter 73 is about when she went shopping with Sophie and ended up buying her iconic jeggings from New Look :smirk:

Julia was never going to bother to slip on her toe-posts if Simon wasn't going to be there. She's probably sat at home now signing a few hundred more copies of that book of hers.:giggle: With an odd exception, most of the stuff is pretty awful. All that glitz and sparkle just looks very dated.

Make a point of not watching it. Awful.

Just listened to his opening 'routine' :down: A load of incoherent cobblers peppered with crude inuendo. How anyone can find this amusing is quite beyond me. He seems to be giving those cherub lamps the Worry Angel treatment. Apalling.

Wouldn't say no myself :mysmilie_12:

Forty-six quid for a shower gel and hand cream plus a few travel sizes - I don't think so. Not even going to bother to watch the launch as the ghastly Jill is presenting. No doubt she uses all the products and can't live without them. Sick and tired of seeing her fizzog on the screen - isn't she...

After all this build up I hope Julia doesn't end up with egg on her face. She must be counting on a heck of a lot of fans willing to shell out :wait:

I was wondering whether the barnet was a wig. I think it may be. Always looks perfect. Probably saves her a lot of time when she is jetting back and forth so often. No need to bother with a blow dry when you can just un-pack it from your case and give it a quick shake out!

Signed 5,000 copies! Goodness! And she is with a major publishing house. Wonder if it will be available via outlets other than QVC. :wave:

Apparently Kim is their best-selling range :wave: Isn't Kim a perky little piece? She's kept her petite figure and doesn't appear to have aged at all. I wonder what her secret is?