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Wear it anytime you want to feel sentimental about eating at your local curry house in the 1970s with its flock wallpaper.

I must be particularly thick this afternoon, as I don't understand your remark. Could you please elucidate for this daft old bat what you mean by the missing T? Thanks. (Returns to edit post, having suddenly been struck by a thought. Would the T be missing from Toile? Oh, you cunning...

Following your lead, Brissles, I went on the website and looked for New Arrivals in Kim &co. I was particularly struck by the Toile Tapestry top in caramel colour. That's the sort of pattern I expect to see on the curtains in my nursing home when I finally get carted off there.

Yoos a vewwy vewwy naughty girlie, Lemonsqueezy, to say horrid things to ickle Clairie. She will tell her Mummy about yoooo and yooo will get a big slap and have no din-dins.

Now you mention it, you are absolutely right. Every time he has made food which I have seen, it has looked a bit of a disaster. I am basing my belief in his abilities on the fact that he talks as if he knows what he is doing, and has proper qualifications. All his "I prepared this earlier"...

Are they going for 'scruff is the new fashion'? We had LG bags recently to carry your dripping meat home from the supermarket in, now another brand of bag you can use to hang round your dog's neck as it sniffs its way around dirt and puddles. I look forward to the first brand of dresses...

Keeping Charlie fed would be an ideal excuse to keep Simon Brown chained to the oven until at least New Year.

But do you really want to be known for ever as one of her 'girlfriends'?

Well done! You have chose the only one, in my humble opinion, who is fully professionally trained in the skill he is demonstrating, and worth watching and listening to, out of the whole sorry mess of them. And he would make a wonderful dinner!

i couldn't have any of them. I am a boring old dinosaur and am highly offended when anyone I am having a meal with whips out their phone and starts updating their Facebook or twittering in front of me. That rules out all QVC presenters, I presume.

That reminds me of when I went to my school 40th anniversary reunion. All the girls I went to school with who were brunettes, were now blonde. Chuntley never takes a breath that isn't a request for adoration, so I presume the change of hair colour was for that reason. I didn't see her because...

Oh dear, I only had to mention American channels, and the adverts in this forum immediately changed to American ones. I am being offered a beaded neck sweater for 12 dollars. So that's where those wretched embellishments come from. Maybe I should mention Vente Privee again, in the hope of...

I don't know, Louise. I was nodding off on the sofa and playing with the remote control. It was in the section on the Sky menu where the advertising channels live....you will see if you browse that they have a lot of products which appear also on QVC, like the H2O. I sometimes watch them for a...

Please check again, as one of us has got it wrong. You sent a link to two sets, the one on the right has eight products and is obviously a bigger, better kit. But the QVC 208714 seems to be showing the much smaller, 4 piece kit on the left of your pictures. I might be completely wrong... as...

We have often remarked how it is possible to get things cheaper elsewhere than on QVC, but I think this just about takes the biscuit, or seasonal mince pie. I was channel flicking when I stopped out of curiosity at one of those dedicated advertorial channels. It was selling Perricone products...

She has a new advance on selling by creating fear. According to Lulu, our skin gets damaged because sunshine COMES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW to get us. Excuse me while I dig myself a bunker to hide in.

And on the stroke of midnight, the presenters will set fire to the Together TSV and make a New Year resolution to no longer sell shapeless polyester lace embellished 'fashion'. Oh, sorry, everyone, I must have been at the the Christmas sherry and brandy a bit early.

Thanks for the Henry Cavill explanation. Don't dream too hard, he's probably very high maintenance. Thanks to putting on my new prescription glasses, I can now see that what I thought was his manly, muscular right arm, is in fact a woman's knee cap.

No, it's a crafting or a laundry station. Or if Mrs Strato mistakes you for the milkman in the dimness of her LED light, a place for some inventive nooky.

John lewis and Apple have it at £1299.... for the extra £40 would someone be better buying from there for after sales service and troubleshooting?