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Despite all the grumbles and complaints we have throughout the year, I wondered if at this season of goodwill anyone would like to say thanks to, or have a good word for, anyone at QVC? I give my seasons greetings to Customer Services. I buy very little from Q now, but when I have had...

You didn't stop to count how many times Glenn could get the word 'vibe' into the programme?

You need styling by one of the professional stylists at QVC. Then you could go out in the north west with one of those frocks which a model was wearing in the 7 am show. Trailing to the floor at the back, just right for dragging in puddles, and cut up above the knees at the front, just right...

Many thanks to Janette for the biography. So now we can see clearly that Judith's name was put on to a range of products which she probably had nothing to do with in the development stage, so that as a 'personality' she could present the brand as hers. So the white coat and hairnet is a load...

You can look up You Tube Drunk T Caller for the moment when Simon Biagi asked a drunken caller what he used his lock and locks for.

Me too, but not before I had bought three sets of her face grease. The penny only dropped when I realised that the reason she seemed to be speaking in a peculiar way was not because she had a foreign accent, but because her mouth was locked in place with cheek fillers. (er, if her lawyer is...

Exclusive and designer many brands may claim to be... but check where they are made. I often go around street markets in India and see clothes made for famous name manufacturers. Most of the so-called designer brands have their clothes made in sweat shops in the third world, so on QVC and...

"It takes you seamlessly from walking the dog to meeting the girls for lunch". Yes, but remember to remove the plastic bag of dog poo from the pocket before entering the restaurant.

They are great for keeping the cold out, but no so good with water, in my experience. Rain showers are fine, but for a through soaking in which you are standing for hours probably not suitable.

I do wish I could have whoever writes the blurbs for QVC at the back of a remedial English class, with the fierce grammar teacher, who wore a bun and elasticated at the knee directoire knickers, who drilled English usage into me sixty or so years ago. "Jewel colours of egg plant and teal"...

The woman on with JF has said within the space of two minutes that the bracelets "levitate" and "literally rise up off your wrist". I am imagining a burglar with a strong magnet up by the ceiling. As both she and JF are wearing one sleeve of metallic lurex, I presume the right arm of each dress...

Of course, we can only be dragged away from the downstairs cloakrooms in our second homes in winter, when we go cruising and ski-ing. Slap on the factor 50.

I totally agree. And imagine trying to convince the friend that you had paid £50 for a plastic wash bag because the designer of it has an OBE from the Queen. (Oh dear, I wish I had had your mythical friend and her sweet tea on hand in the days when I wasted thousands of pounds on stuff from...

Exactly. She is not anorexic. She makes a conscious decision to be very thin. That is her prerogative, and nobody here would think that they had the right to tell her to think otherwise. The reason we make remarks about her extreme thinness is because she makes a virtue of it when selling...

Or as Eamon Holmes said recently, having been teased about his weight but complimented on his lack of facial lines, "there are no wrinkles on balloons".

Your armchair may be very crowded, but I am sure we are having a jolly time on it.

Chloe and the brand lady were both agreed that the £123 cardigan was perfect to wear on an aeroplane as it keeps the cold away. Then the lady said that it was literally flying out of the door. That's good, because if you are using the cardi instead of a free airline blanket, the £123 which...

On the contrary, she makes a very good living indeed persuading gullible women to part with huge amounts of money to buy products to get rid of their wrinkles and make their hair look good. She does this by gushing that she uses every product. In which case, unless she is misleading us and is...

I am afraid she looks more horsey than manly. It does me no credit to throw stones at people who are too thin, as it's mainly caused by my rampant jealousy. I do wish though that she would eat a mince pie or two and stop looking like she is entering for the 3.20 at Newmarket.

She's probably going for the Victoria Beckham look in that photo. Did anyone see the spread in the Mail a few days ago about how VB always poses with a missing right arm?