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    Samy stuff

    I bought some Fat Hair when it started being sold in Superdrug but used it once and then binned it. It made my hair (which is very fine) feel sticky and horrible, like candy floss.
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    What more could a girl want?

    But, jellybaby, she said that "Moira C" is now a 'global brand known all over the world'. Only if the 'world' you're talking about has the word 'ideal' in front of it, dear.
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    What more could a girl want?

    A Scarflace blouse. "You're in it, then you're out of it" I'd better make sure I wear a vest underneath it then. I also liked the casual reference to "When I was at Gatcombe Park the other week, you know, Princess Anne's estate ..." as if she was a guest of HRH, rather than flogging her...
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    Paul the Chef

    I see he's wearing black this evening. Someone must have told him that it's slimming...
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    does iw know theres a recession on

    I haven't, and there's no picture on the website, but judging from the description - a standing husky poncho - it will be the perfect on-trend companion piece to my wolf fleece jacket. I also have a dolphin fleece, but I'm saving that for the office Christmas party, to wear with my white...
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    does iw know theres a recession on

    Welcome, cheeky. This is a great forum - if you have a question about a product, there'll be people who can give you advice or share their experience on it. There are people with lots of expertise about jewellery, who know about gems I've never even heard of, about what's good value, what's...
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    Tell me honestly ...

    Well, that's my Christmas party dress sorted then.
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    Tell me honestly ...

    ... does my bum look big in this?
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    13 in 1 ladder

    It says the weight limit is 150kg, which is 23-and-a-half stones. Mrs James must use two ladders tied together.
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    'Seductive'?

    A fella, of course! I'm wavering now, though, between the tin foil one above or this one, which has that safari death look - where the leopard has ripped out the zebras guts and there's blood smeared all over its fur. But I'm glad to see that it has those oh-so-flattering sleeves to disguise...
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    'Seductive'?

    Stylish in Satin. * Seductive satin material * Stylish and comfortable * 14 day money-back guarantee So if I don't pull within 14 days wearing this, I'm going to ask for my money back. And if it works, well, that'll be the best £9.99 I've ever spent.
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    Super million hair ?

    I use it when I run out of Brown Betty to touch up my, um, herbaceous border. It covers all those waxing accidents and you can also make little designs with it, a bit like those magnetic moustache and beard toys I remember as a kid. :wink2:
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    fashion pig'o alert

    Of course, a black bra. Or maybe this ... It'll look great under the crochet top and with the white ItsaCrap pants. I'm not very good at tying them, you see, and they keep flapping open. If I've got sussies on, it'll look as if they're really meant to fly apart. Now, where did I leave that...
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    fashion pig'o alert

    This skirt'll come in handy if you ever decide you want a new career as a gypsy beggar. You'd need a multi-coloured Pollopancho on your head though, to complete the look. Now, the question I have is this: would this top look nice under my wolf fleece jacket? And - bearing in mind it's...
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    I saw them first!

    Ooooh! I've always wanted a jacket with a built-in peg bag.
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    Stylees

    When my hair was a bit longer I used Stylees a lot, particularly at work. I also bought some EZ Combs in America, but found them to be a bit shoddily made and not nearly as good. The EZ combs are similar to the things Lexxy linked to above, with beads threaded on stretch nylon thread. I found...
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    Itsawrap sale!

    Wait ... what ...? You mean she goes out in them? I thought they were meant strictly for indoor use only, you know, to let the warm air flow more freely on curry night.
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    Dry Steam Mop

    I just had all my floors replaced with laminate and I was wondering about a steam mop and whether you can use them on laminate floors. I saw the one on, I think, Pitch TV, which is also sold in Robert Dyas.
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    80 Quid Wedding Dress

    You could get your entire wedding outfit from IW. The £80 dress, a veil made from the white Itsacrap and, for extra style, a pair of FleaFlaps (preferably ones with the prominent velcro fastenings).
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    Santa Maria Aquamarine

    Yes I had it appraised by a jeweller a few years ago. That's how I found out what it was. You see, I found it, outside a theatre in the West End. It had been trodden on and the ring was out of shape. I reported it to the theatre and the police and put an ad on Craigslist. After three months...
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