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Joe Remblance was singing the praises of a 'breakfast pie' this morning, a concoction made from "beans, black pudding and sausage, all chopped up." Having served up a slab of this unedifying mixture, Joe described it as "the perfect breakfast". It wasn't. It really wasn't :confused: The...

On that last show with Peter Simon and Kevinski, it was easy to imagine them having a good laugh over the 'price error' story. I wonder what cock and bull story he has in store for us tonight...perhaps Igor has a cosignment of strictly limited edition, glow-in-the-dark, worn by royalty, unique...

I fear it might be too late, Momma. Those scheming traders have already been alerted, and are ready to take full advantage of Kev’s fantastic discounts. I don’t even bother competing any more, not even when there’s a pricing error on top of the amazing savings. I think this show will have to...

I’m sure I’m not alone in experiencing a strange feeling, like it’s the beginning of the internet, whenever Janice Phillips comes on and tells us about all the wonderful things you can do on a tablet: emailing, reading books, booking a holiday, and then there’s all those apps! (And let's not...

For someone boasting about the effectiveness of his anti–aging products, Dimitri James has one of the most unnatural ‘natural’ looking complexions of anyone I’ve seen. No wonder he’s stretched skin to ‘Skinn’ as the name of his cosmetics

I remember seeing that ice cream device on a previous show and thinking that life is way too short to be messing around with such nonsense. It's not as if the end result makes it worthwhile. Mrs Ranger introduced me to Colombian Coffee ice cream some time ago, and I really haven't looked back...

The Ideal World presenters appear more than willing to compromise their own integrity, so as to maintain a certain income and media presence for themselves. That they routinely sell overpriced and inferior products, in a company with a continuously diminishing reputation, makes them fair game...

That'll be 'Our Bert'; sounds a bit like 'Our Bet' if you're not listening carefully enough:wink:

It was on his Twitter page. He might have developed a complex with all the hunks roaming around Ideal World-Beefikeefi, Rick Hay,Tim Britton, etc-and decided it was time to strike back.

Came across this tweet and picture on Rick Hay's Twitter page:- Rick Hay ‏@nutritionalphys Jul 17 Sunday afternoon cycle around London - found this gem @StDunstansColl #cycle #london #sunday #sundayafternoon #happy I’m assuming that the “found this gem” remark refers to the building, and...

Something like this perhaps...

Just flicked over to Ideal World and found Dennice presenting a craft show. She turned to her guest, seemingly an expert in the crafting world, who was demonstrating some rather expensive electronic machine. She asked him what the procedure would be once the machine was at home. "Plug it in and...

I'm surprised he didn't mention this himself. Of course, there's every possibility he'll refer to the flatulence caused by the scotch egg in another show. Never one to pass over an inane bowel related anecdote, Howard...

I do remember seeing that character some time ago-think he was on Ideal World. Just like the German chap selling the Shadazzle, it's the old (contrived) eccentricity routine. I get the impression that all these 'miracle' cleaning products are massively overpriced. The profit margins must be...

:mysmilie_14: I mentioned the Shadazzle to Mrs Ranger yesterday and she informed me that we have been using something called 'The Pink Stuff' for quite some time. It's not a sexist thing but Mrs Ranger is chief cook and cleaner in our household-I do the decorating, household DIY, dog walking...

She may have moved on to bigger and better things...

I could understand, if only he wasn't so damn modest...

Talking of the lipstick watch, it didn't take me long to find a Swiss website selling the exact same product for a far better price. Ideal want £339 with £8.99 delivery. The other company is offering it for £249.27p (after conversion). They also offer a 14 day exchange or refund policy, free...

Talking of which...

The brand might be called Mathey-Tissot, but you just know they’re...