Random musings and general banter.

PhædrusR · 2025-03-03T14:21:40+0000

EmmaP said:
The can opener arrived this morning, and it works dad had issues getting the battery cover off, but he finally got into it.

At the end of the day, it does what it says on the tin

Tin. I like what you did there.

What can did you test it on?

Baked beans I reckon.

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T14:48:11+0000

PhædrusR said:
Tin. I like what you did there.

What can did you test it on?

Baked beans I reckon.

Possibly he also opened up a Jar, one minus was no instructions

HughTwo · 2025-03-03T18:17:53+0000

Very limited stock on an insect killer, says Dirty Peter - you might have an infestation of blue bottles or horse flies, again it could be wasps!

You might be like him and left a window open and one flew in.

Hang on, he's leaving a window open when he keeps telling us how cold it is?

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T18:19:34+0000

HughTwo said:
Very limited stock on an insect killer, says Dirty Peter - you might have an infestation of blue bottles or horse flies, again it could be wasps!

You might be like him and left a window open and one flew in.

Hang on, he's leaving a window open when he keeps telling us how cold it is?

The not direct Comparsion made me chuckle, they showed a big industrial size one

galesgal57 · 2025-03-03T18:21:47+0000

How many cans of fly spray do you buy in a year says Pedro? I think we've had the same can for years. What sort of a mucky hovel does he live in to have an infestation of flies? We do get the occasional fly in the summer, usually come in through the conservatory door, but certainly not an infestation.

HughTwo · 2025-03-03T18:22:57+0000

He had one wasp and a couple of flies in the room today

They're prone to infestations at his place - of course they are

galesgal57 · 2025-03-03T18:24:51+0000

I haven't seen any flies this year yet, and certainly not wasps.

HughTwo · 2025-03-03T18:27:40+0000

A pedicure set - and of course his feet aren't in great condition, callouses, corns and bunions

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T18:28:41+0000

I’m glad he isn’t demonstrating the foot care kit

Muttley · 2025-03-03T18:32:55+0000

HughTwo said:
A pedicure set - and of course his feet aren't in great condition, callouses, corns and bunions

We need a 'vomit' emoji alongside 'like'

galesgal57 · 2025-03-03T18:34:54+0000

That pedicure set gives me nightmares. I used a manual foot file on my foot, went too far, and ended up losing my big toe, the toe next to it, and the ball of my foot. All for the sake of removing hard skin.

Muttley · 2025-03-03T18:35:03+0000

galesgal57 said:
How many cans of fly spray do you buy in a year says Pedro? I think we've had the same can for years. What sort of a mucky hovel does he live in to have an infestation of flies? We do get the occasional fly in the summer, usually come in through the conservatory door, but certainly not an infestation.

Usually one can a year if my balcony door is open in summer, we do get quite a few but definitely not an infestation.

galesgal57 · 2025-03-03T18:40:34+0000

Chakra candles -

Muttley · 2025-03-03T18:41:04+0000

galesgal57 said:
That pedicure set gives me nightmares. I used a manual foot file on my foot, went too far, and ended up losing my big toe, the toe next to it, and the ball of my foot. All for the sake of removing hard skin.

That's terrible, you poor thing. I've just got a Scholl battery powered thing and use heel cream at night, but I try not to use the machine too often.

God knows what all those attachments were for (I missed the presentation).

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T18:41:29+0000

What the Fcuk

galesgal57 · 2025-03-03T18:46:56+0000

I do own the Scholl one, but I couldn't find it, so bought one that looks like a cheese grater. I should have known, being diabetic, but I wanted to get rid of hard skin before the summer. I nicked the skin under my foot, and before I knew it, gangrene had set in. I struggle to walk too far now, and have to wear specially made shoes (very groovy).

Samki · 2025-03-03T18:48:19+0000

5 chakras are Buddhism, the 7 chakras are Hinduism - as far as I know, Hinduism is practised mainly in India not Tibet - stupid old fart

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T18:48:52+0000

galesgal57 said:
I do own the Scholl one, but I couldn't find it, so bought one that looks like a cheese grater. I should have known, being diabetic, but I wanted to get rid of hard skin before the summer. I nicked the skin under my foot, and before I knew it, gangrene had set in. I struggle to walk too far now, and have to wear specially made shoes (very groovy).

Hugs

We could do with a Hugs Option as well as a puke one

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T18:55:26+0000

Aren’t those chairs expensive

EmmaP · 2025-03-03T19:22:54+0000

Texted into Alex and Peter but not read out, maybe I was being too kind

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