Ooh I’m Scared
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Mike trying to flog Roofix…oops I mean Roof Guard! 
He doesn’t know what he’s selling..next it will be ‘now slap this Gammon all over the roof as it will plug the gaps and smell delightful.
Moron Mike
He doesn’t know what he’s selling..next it will be ‘now slap this Gammon all over the roof as it will plug the gaps and smell delightful.
Moron Mike
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Trevor has texted in! Yes our Trevor! Well amazingly he was a roofer
(not only a watch collector) and he has been using this for 20 years…
I’m convinced now. Sold as seen!
(not only a watch collector) and he has been using this for 20 years…I’m convinced now. Sold as seen!
Again with the bitumen.
If you were texting that advice to Ideal world every time they lied or spouted misinformation you'd never be off your phone.
If you were texting that advice to Ideal world every time they lied or spouted misinformation you'd never be off your phone.
Don't be, simply helpful advice on checking facts before posting on a forum.
The company has no morals.
And having a disability, I find the whole channel discrimatory at times, especially when you have presenters suddenly start limping
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Must be so difficult for Mike telling lies! I mean can you imagine every night he puts his head on his GX pillow and repeats to himself ‘remember Trevor is a watch collector,married to Pauline and was a roofer’ ad infinitum because he knows that a liar needs a good memory
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He has just said his son is 15yrs of age! Proof of his lies then. The other night he was talking about recording Santa coming to the house to bring presents and Mike was disguised as Santa…A 15 year old still fully believing in Santa..(using a camera they were flogging)
I suppose he even believes his Dad is a salesman!
I suppose he even believes his Dad is a salesman!
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Peter VonRoofen calling it Roof Guardian now!
Come on chaps what are you in fact flogging?
Come on chaps what are you in fact flogging?
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Altogether now:” I’ve got a hole in my roof dear Peter dear Peter,a hole in my roof dear Peter a hole..”
“Well fix it dear Mike dear Mike , fix it dear Mike fix it”
“With what dear Pete dear Pete dear Pete with what etc etc”
“With Roofix or is it Roof Guard or Roof Guardian dear Mike dear Mike”
twonkers!
“Well fix it dear Mike dear Mike , fix it dear Mike fix it”
“With what dear Pete dear Pete dear Pete with what etc etc”
“With Roofix or is it Roof Guard or Roof Guardian dear Mike dear Mike”
twonkers!
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Please tell me you photoshopped that image
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Yes I wondered that tooPlease tell me you photoshopped that image
Market-stall Mike has a mechanic, Graham, he's known for 15 years - comes to the house to service his car.
He asked Beardy if Roofguard was any good.
Of-the-Masons said of course it it and gave him a tin to make a repair.
Mikey buys lots of it and keeps it "just in case"
You have to wonder where Graham the mechanic was when Hairy Chops broke down in the motorway.
He or Trevor could surely have come and given him a jump start
He asked Beardy if Roofguard was any good.
Of-the-Masons said of course it it and gave him a tin to make a repair.
Mikey buys lots of it and keeps it "just in case"
You have to wonder where Graham the mechanic was when Hairy Chops broke down in the motorway.
He or Trevor could surely have come and given him a jump start
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I'd want danger money for helping him to do this.
No I didn’t - it’s right there on the website, disgusting and vile on every levelPlease tell me you photoshopped that image
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Trev looks a bit sheepish (OK, if I hadn't said it, someone else would've done). I'll get my coat now.....
Nope - its right there on the website - despicable cretins
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I remember when the audio dictation machines used in virtually every office were Grundig's.Another great name from the past, that did make quality audioNow just a name sadly high jacked and used on any old tat not remotely related to their heritage
