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galesgal57 said:
Are these socks medically tested? I have blocked arteries in both legs, and am not allowed to wear compression socks.
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You really do need to see a GP before you get the green light to wear compression socks. Of course, this as far as I know, is never mentioned by medicine wagon charlatans like Simon with their ‘these will help/these may help’ claims/not claims. Worn for too long, or worn when you shouldn’t be wearing them at all could actually do you serious harm. I’m surprised that they give no disclaimer before buying/wearing to the effect of seeing a medical practitioner in advance when they are selling them. But then again, nothing surprises me about this awful shopping television channel.
 
Duke of Cheese said:
You really do need to see a GP before you get the green light to wear compression socks. Of course, this as far as I know, is never mentioned by medicine wagon charlatans like Simon with their ‘these will help/these may help’ claims/not claims. Worn for too long, or worn when you shouldn’t be wearing them at all could actually do you serious harm. I’m surprised that they give no medical disclaimer to the effect of seeing a medical practitioner when they are selling them. But then again, nothing surprises me about this awful shopping television channel.
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As usual it is buried in their terms and conditions.

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Health Aids​


Health aids are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition or to substitute advice given by medical practitioners, pharmacists or other licensed health care professionals. You should contact your health care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. You should always read the labels, warnings and instructions provided with the product.
 
Wanderer said:
As usual it is buried in their terms and conditions.

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Health Aids​


Health aids are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition or to substitute advice given by medical practitioners, pharmacists or other licensed health care professionals. You should contact your health care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. You should always read the labels, warnings and instructions provided with the product.
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Where does this leave all the wild claims for Emu Balm?
I can't think of a condition/ailment they don't maintain that it helps or cures.
 
If a shoe-polish headed, procedures ridden old tw…riddled on his own admission with ailments, is a suitable advertisement for bodily improvement from taking collagen dummies…or gummies - or whatever they are friggin’ called, then I’ll pass, thanks. Oh…sorry…he now has perfect health when he sells these sorts of products. Ailments are only mentioned by him when he is flogging chronic conditions items..Carry on, Colour Sergeant.. Gather the men. And the women…Trumpet Boy, Mason.. Stay by Me…Shi..Spit Boy, Spit…This May Help…This WILL help…Multi-Buy…For no other reason than there is no reason, Okay?? Put this on your household insurance…Olympic Champion James….Five Gold Medals…Ed Moses, you mean? Dodgy cough follows…
 
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Dirty Pedro has been taking this liquid collagen for the last four weeks.

He's seen a spurt in nail growth! (funny they look like fake).
Volumisation of hair, flexibilty of joints and skin.

Heaven knows how awful he would look if not for this miracle stuff - a vision of an elderly Peter Cushing springs to mind
 
The look of his hair is similar to somebody who has used a thickening hair product like Mane. Essentially the ‘hair’ granules when poured on to a hairless scalp look like gravy ones poured on to skin. Maybe he is too stingy for a decent hair transplant. The trouble is, under the harsh glare of studio lights, it doesn’t bring the product out in its best light – pardon the pun. If we are talking glue – UHU will do…

Is he wearing an undertakers coat?
 
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