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How will he fit 26 people in his tiny hovel?
He’s cooking Christmas Dinner is heHow will he fit 26 people in his tiny hovel?
Just Morgan being a tit. Same old, same old.
Though, for some reason best known to himself, he has now decided that he’s an auctioneer running a Bid-Up type falling prices auction format. “On to the next auction,” he continually droned on about. I wouldn’t want to get inside his head to try to work out why.
pretty sure they were cheaper last week, might have been free postage , I was mulling over as they seemed cheapIf they didn’t behave like such a bunch of you know whats, I would’ve actually considered buying that Torchy and Batteries Auction set. But I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I’d rather pay more elsewhere.
I'm a bit confused. Maybe you could explain what you mean as I'm a very innocent young lady...We all know what sort of inflatables Pedro owns. Paddling pool my arse.
Nothing represents Christmas more than damp bags and anti drip pantsWonder if Peter will have the pants on his shows
There will probably be lots of hasty piddling on Christmas day due to the excitement.Nothing represents Christmas more than damp bags and anti drip pants
I know what you mean. Sometimes it's more trouble than it's worth. Like the Molton Brown products they were selling very recently. Believed to be last year's stock, packaging damaged in some cases. Its often easier to shop where its easier to return.If they didn’t behave like such a bunch of you know whats, I would’ve actually considered buying that Torchy and Batteries Auction set. But I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I’d rather pay more elsewhere.
Possible Forum one-liner of 2024..Nothing represents Christmas more than damp bags and anti drip pants
I'm honoured to even be nominated for such a worthy awardPossible Forum one-liner of 2024..
I bought a Molton Brown gift set last year for a relative but got them from Boots on offer (£10 off), I got my loyalty card points and didn't have to wait for delivery. It suited me on that occasion.I ordered mum some Molton Brown from, QVC instead of giving her what I got from IW.
I will use the IW myself, or do something with it
Probably wearing Tena pants anyway. Maybe he’ll rip those off live on-air, put the new ones on and do an extensive dribbling demonstration to make us all part with our breakfasts via the orifice they just entered.
I read sanctuary products, as Sanitary products, Had visions of you washing your body, with a Sanitary Towel and FemFreshI bought a Molton Brown gift set last year for a relative but got them from Boots on offer (£10 off), I got my loyalty card points and didn't have to wait for delivery. It suited me on that occasion.
I've never used them myself, bit expensive, sort of thing you give as presents. I'm more a bar of carbolic soap and a damp flannel girl. Not really, just being silly! I like Sanctuary products, TK Maxx always have their stuff. And I was bought a Rituals gift box for my birthday, that was lovely.