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Those blankets with sleeves would be so easy to go arse over tit
It looks like maybe they did scramble Group Captain Knowles in to help out Emma.I thought it only fair to promote you to Group Captain, for services rendered.
One thing though, when you come on presenting, please don't big up the quality of the stuff, otherwise it just makes a mockery of your claim to be honest and truthful.
If he's in the army maybe a gas mask would be a good idea?Surely there's little chance of Captain Knowles being able to present on Christmas Day.
He's bound to catch the stinking cold while he stands next to Emma selling these wonderful laundry bags!
It’s the same in shops though rightIsn’t it funny they always seem to ‘decimate’ their shytey products to something .99p..Shytey screwdriver set to begin with. People are spent out for Christmas, and any money they do have left is NOT going to be spent on low rent non-festive goods cheaper elsewhere. Mason’s fee is probably the highest transaction of the entire evening - including combined sales figures, or lack of them. Comedian Charley won’t help either.
And other functionsFantastic. Piss repellant undercrackers for men! Soaks up any dribbles. What a charming image. No doubt Pedro would want some for those nasty accidents.
They should do some for girls just when entering puberty, boys wouldn’t say ooh you smell of Fish or Chocolate.
Filth I Know