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Muttley · Wednesday at 7:02 PM

galesgal57 said:
All the extras on room service eh?

Would you like to go into details?

galesgal57 · Wednesday at 7:06 PM

Muttley said:
I have to agree that nothing epitomes Christmas more than a magnifying glass, bedding and Emu balm.

If I had a rude mind (which of course I don't), I would be wondering if the products are linked: bedding, magnifying glass, and then needing the Emu balm afterwards

Mucky minded Muttley

HughTwo · Wednesday at 7:06 PM

Muttley said:
I have to agree that nothing epitomes Christmas more than a magnifying glass, bedding and Emu balm.

If I had a rude mind (which of course I don't), I would be wondering if the products are linked: bedding, magnifying glass, and then needing the Emu balm afterwards

Hopefully they throw in the waterproof mattress protector that Wing Commander Knowles keeps appearing with and suggesting it acts as a barrier against all manner of bodily fluids!

galesgal57 · Wednesday at 7:08 PM

Muttley said:
Would you like to go into details?

KY jelly and a battered sausage

Muttley · Wednesday at 7:08 PM

HughTwo said:
Hopefully they throw in the waterproof mattress protector that Wing Commander Knowles keeps appearing with and suggesting it acts as a barrier against all manner of bodily fluids!

I hope they don't...

Muttley · Wednesday at 7:10 PM

galesgal57 said:
KY jelly and a battered sausage

Thanks for putting that revolting image in my head

. It's my fault though, I did ask!

HughTwo · Wednesday at 7:12 PM

Well, well, well.......Emu Balm changed Mike-of-the-Masons life!

Does it remove a persistent conscience?

No answer to that but it's great for gout!

And massage it outside the mouth for toothache - oh, come on!

SiRich · Wednesday at 7:37 PM

Deep Heat with a side order/squirt of dead bird.

SiRich · Wednesday at 7:43 PM

HughTwo said:
Hopefully they throw in the waterproof mattress protector that Wing Commander Knowles keeps appearing with and suggesting it acts as a barrier against all manner of bodily fluids!

Seems to mention Bed Bugs on every mattress or mattress protector pitch without fail. Good bit of additional scaremongering straight out of the IW presenters handbook.

galesgal57 · Wednesday at 8:04 PM

Detox foot patches, more quack remedies

Duke of Cheese · Wednesday at 8:23 PM

Just back from watching Gladiator 2. Wow…What a film. More gratuitous violence, skulduggery, plotting and scheming and shouting than Friday Fashion…

sharoline · Wednesday at 8:36 PM

There isn't going to be any blanket left after they've been picking it apart for an hour!

Jazzydrury · Wednesday at 8:37 PM

Can’t believe the amount of filth

Duke of Cheese · Wednesday at 8:38 PM

They look like two back in work pillows salesmen from Courts’ Ex-Bedding Department.

Here we go….’We got the price wrong’ games. Oh the complete lack of respect for their audience…

Jazzydrury · Wednesday at 8:43 PM

Even worse to get the double you have to ask for teal

galesgal57 · Wednesday at 8:58 PM

Jazzydrury said:
Can’t believe the amount of filth

You love it.

Duke of Cheese · Wednesday at 9:04 PM

Chef Mark NOT HAPPY about not being duty cook this evening..Be very SCARED…

Jazzydrury · Wednesday at 9:08 PM

Galesgal and Muttley you made me like it

Muttley · Wednesday at 9:08 PM

galesgal57 said:
Detox foot patches, more quack remedies

These have been debunked, the patches change colour when they are exposed to moisture, including sweat. There's no evidence that they draw toxins out of the body.

Muttley · Wednesday at 9:09 PM

sharoline said:
There isn't going to be any blanket left after they've been picking it apart for an hour!

I hope they won't be selling that one!

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