Scraping the barrel
Muriel’s in…the kayak
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Great! Just put your address on here…and I’ll pay Mason to visit your street for a bit of karaoke..can you video the ‘throttling’ for our amusement?
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Scraping the barrel
Muriel’s in…the kayak
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Is he selling Fork Handles? Or 3 candles?
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Mike is about to light a flame of desire with two fragrances. A bit late Mike, my pilot light went out years ago. 
I don't think mine was ever litMike is about to light a flame of desire with two fragrances. A bit late Mike, my pilot light went out years ago.
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Of course Yiannis said these would look good on the mantelpiece
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I feels music, I dos…Feels it resa..rezz..going frew my entire soul.. Feels it wiv me. Alls of yerz…We can be Are Souls togevver.. A gift from God, right? Why me? Just beautiful, bald and gifted..Bleedin’ perfection…
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Hermes bags. Weren’t they a courier company now Evri
Hermes bags are what he got after an all nighter delivering all those messages.
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£89.99 Price Comp £24,000 LOL
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They were crap when they were Hermes and still crap as Evri, and yodel are as bad.
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WE ONLY WANT £18 OF YER MONEY FOR 40 SECONDS ON OUR CLOCK. He’s been watching the Celebrity Chasers too much…
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UPS - far and away the worst courier on a consistent basis I have ever experienced. The lowlight being leaving a £3300 Gibson Hummingbird guitar outside my street door positioned front door, ringing the doorbell once, and walking off, and then driving off. Luckily, I was in and rescued it.
Scraping the barrel
Muriel’s in…the kayak
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Mike you’re irritating me so much. Why don’t you f**k off, if you will…ugh that phrase..
..and don’t ’Gang’ me you bald twit..be so advised
..and don’t ’Gang’ me you bald twit..be so advisedOf-the-Masons talking to Wing Commander Knowles about weeing in a bucket.
And then asks if you have "a bed-wetter in the family"
Where's Dirty Pedro when you need a confession.
Among his many ailments must be incontinence - one of the few things Emu Balm doesn't claim to cure
And then asks if you have "a bed-wetter in the family"
Where's Dirty Pedro when you need a confession.
Among his many ailments must be incontinence - one of the few things Emu Balm doesn't claim to cure
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Soda machine with Chef Flambe
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That isn’t a bad machine, you don’t need to put in those awful Fake syrup things you used to. Have to use
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With the best will in the world - this fellow is genuinely an idiot…
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I guess he forgot to put the lid on
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True. He also forgot not to pour water into electricity…
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He's not clever enough to be called an idiot...
