Random musings and general banter.

galesgal57 said:

Probably, and his New Year bash complete with fireworks display. All the best people will be there. Pedro and Bet, Mike and the Goddess, Gen & Vol au Vent.

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Or are they all Part of Paul’s 51

And now for something completely different and on a lighter note but keeping to topic on animal cream:

“Wassup Mr Emu?”
“Well,it’s like this Officer. Me and the family were sound asleep on our Emma mattress and bamboo pilla’s when two dastardly felons approached us. One kept me occupied by trying to flog me some Philips batteries and the other stuck his hand where hands shouldn’t go and he nicked me balm!”

“What is this balm you speak of Mr Emu?”

“Officer,were you born yesterday? It’s a heal all and cure all.I mean,I don’t like to boast but have you ever seen a poorly Emu?. The bht (bald headed ****) said ‘these’ll fly out’,but as you know we are a flightless species “

“Can’t say I have. Would you recognise them again?”

“Most certainly. One wore a clowns outfit and was trying to be funny Kept saying ‘alright,ok,alright,ok. ‘ and the other was a bald bearded first rate ****. And I must warn you Officer that it shouldn’t be used on humans. Turns them into gibbering idiots and into despair in such a way that their only source of income would be as a presenter on Selly telly”

“0k Mr Emu. Anything else?”

“Well,one thing. The bht smelt rather nice and had a watch that was out of this world. So of course l had to ask him whence he had acquired such luxury items..anyway they ran off in the general direction of London and Hale Barns. Just follow the trail of Philips batteries that they kept dropping and if you catch them stick their heads in a Homesmart air fryer and force them to listen to a singing Santa Claus which sings ‘let it snow’ on a continuous loop”

Wasting my time, but you have to do something after the video clip this morning and at least tell the ASA.

Sing-A-Longa-Mike

I feels it, ME…Diminished chords pulsate frew me body…I look in the mirror in me man cave wiv a nice bottler of Bulgarian Cabernet El ****** from Gateways, a jalapeño rice cake and a cold pork chop, and I say to the Beautiful Bald Fella staring back lovingly at me: “Beautiful Bald Fella - If I Said You ‘Ad a Beautiful Body Would You ‘Old it Against Me?” And he says back to me: “Geezer…We truly are a gift from God.” And nahrrr…Non-Working Factory Samples Watches…

Duke of Cheese said:

The ASA, as part of a previous complaint over the same presenter on a similar issue, dealt with it informally with the Channel, I believe. It told them not to make statements on beauty products usage on pets and the alleged benefits of doing so. It is a completely unsatisfactory and irresponsible tactic, and clearly, having been spoken with previously about it, has made absolutely no difference whatsoever to them. Surely, it is absolute common sense not to make direct connections with products for humans not intended for use on pets and vice versa. I mean…..You wouldn’t recommend a cream for your dog’s anus to be rubbed into yours, now would you? All sorts of unwanted consequences could occur as a result – eating your food from a bowl on the floor, chasing a ball, scratching your ****** on the kitchen floor, urinating over the carpet or worse…Clearly, there is some sort of learning block or a wilful resistance to positive change on this channel that really is a serious concern.

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I do fetch my own slippers, maybe I shouldn't have followed her advice

Of-the-Masons trying to flog Christmas bags that wouldn't grace the shabbiest of pound shops.
"these are a bargain, and I mean a bargain".

Meanwhile, talking of shabby, his beard looks filthy - if he sits down to tie his laces, people will be throwing him coppers.
High time he bought a Dunlop electric shaver. It would improve his appearance and I mean improve.

so did I rally turn on see Mike of the Masons tossing a snowman inflatable ??

What a load of crappy Xmas toys- circa 1980’s and that’s being generous

Saw Pedro the other day flogging a Yankee Candle set of 12 from 2022, claiming they were this year’s collection. Fella loves to lie to the viewers.

It’s a bit like that Molton Brown they were flogging then old stock

I hate to say it… but the Peter Simon Inflatable Santa with choice of catchphrase logos is very, very tempting…

Samki said:

What a load of crappy Xmas toys- circa 1980’s and that’s being generous

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Yeh but Ethel and Gladys would disagree with you,currently running around the care home frightening the residents to death with those dinosaur masks

ianrobo111 said:

so did I rally turn on see Mike of the Masons tossing a snowman inflatable ??

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That’s an offence that has to go to the Crown Court for sentencing….

Duke of Cheese said:

That’s an offence that has to go to the Crown Court for sentencing….

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Definitely, in some countries you'd get 10 years for that

Oh God…Not the best ever deal of his entire career since the last best ever one…Chef Shakin’ Stewart on next…

Is it me, or does Mason do anything he can possibly do to avoid eating Chef Mark's culinary creations?

Duke of Cheese said:

Is it me, or does Mason do anything he can possibly do to avoid eating Chef Mark's culinary creations?

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For a man who makes a big deal about how he loves meat, breathes meat, feels meat, he sure does shirk eating it when Mark's about.

"Gawjus food there, Mark—nah, none for me mate. I've come over all vegetarian".

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Oh God…Not the best ever deal of his entire career since the last best ever one…Chef Shakin’ Stewart on next…

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I am just watching to see if he throws water on it

Chef Mark - a man desperately struggling to maintain a confident cooking persona.