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exmothian said:
Mork and Mindy presenting Duchump watches worth £1,695 for £399.99.High end luxury 😂 😂
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Looks like he was regretting what could have been…

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galesgal57 said:
Before your time. We called them lucky bags. You got a small toy and some sweets.
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That reminds me of the lucky tatties we used to have as kids, they had a tiny plastic toy in the middle of the sweet, of course would be deemed unsafe these days in case you swallowed the toy, so just a sweet now with no toy.
 
beach1e said:
i hate the "comparison " that clearly states " not a direct comparison" ergo if its not a direct comparison...it is not a comparison....Gemporia do it all the time as well , none of the supposed watchdogs will worry anymore as they will follow the govt lead of lying and condescending
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Gemporia will show a not direct comparison that retails for £10 million whilst flogging their version for £39.99. Oh the irony ...
 
Muttley said:
It took me a while to work out what the letters stood for😂.

Perhaps they only come with one leg and you have to buy two if you have two legs. I'd better shut up as I don't want us being ripped off more than we are already🙊
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Yes, don't give them ideas, they'll be charging for each trouser leg, plus extra if you want a waistband to keep the trousers up (or trying to flog you a tube of glue, to glue the trousers to your legs perhaps?).
 
Duke of Cheese said:
I remember the Payne’s Poppets machines on the Underground platforms. Put in your two shillings for your chocolate covered raisins, pull the drawer - nothing. Pull the machine off the wall in retribution and get nicked by the BTP…I was in the BTP…..Not the chocolate machine wall puller offer, by the way..
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So it was you who got me 25 years for assault on a chocolate dispenser machine was it? :LOL:

There was a secret technique to make sure you always got your chocolate - nothing so brutal as ripping the machine off the wall - but I refuse to reveal it, on the grounds that it may incriminate me. :cool:
 
And may the parade of evening tat begin…

And it’s GOOD EVENING to the Beautiful Bald Fella - MOI…Some people don’t like me. But I don’t care….I LOVE ME.. I feels music, ME…It’s a gift from God…This watch that ain’t ticking. Don’t worry yerselves..It’s a bleedin’ non-working sample…We always get some in the crate from China…So we can show ‘em live on-air, not working. Makes a great contrast with the ones that do work..’Ere..let me give it a good shake to double-check…Nah…As I said…Non-Working Sample..
 
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