Random musings and general banter.

Jazzydrury said:

Gen just said they sold a smart phone earlier. Did anybody watch it, was it any good

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She must have meant cheap Smart watch.

galesgal57 said:

Bet's getting the fluffy lurex rug and cushion for their playroom. Hes in meltdown now because the price is too low. Massive Christmas cock arriving tomorrow, can't wait.

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Fixed that for you..in fact he’s on now

Must be be bored with his standard phrase to explain the low prices, this is an introductory price, now it's an apology price.

Of course if he was honest he would just say low quality low price.

With the season of goodwill approaching, maybe we should make a concerted effort to be kind. (Nah! That's no fun, and they don't deserve it).

galesgal57 said:

With the season of goodwill approaching, maybe we should make a concerted effort to be kind. (Nah! That's no fun, and they don't deserve it).

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I tried that yesterday

galesgal57 said:

Pedro has Numii collagen!

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Hope he tells the James Greenwell story again, it's always good for a laugh.

Absolutely risible that they can’t demo their products. Bad set up all round.He’s just said that the product he’s selling is eight pound something on four flexis but there’s a big sign beside him that says ten pounds on four flexis. He just makes stuff up as he goes.

Can't they even afford a decent whistler? That rendition of Jingle Bells was awful.

Latest - Muriel in Hull is multi-buying Xmas lanterns because her husband has her in the dark. Dirty Peter.

He's taking some collagen when he gets home in the early hours to the hovel - hope the damp doesn't make it go cakey

I don't buy all this collagen guff. I'm not vain, I don't care if I look like a melted candle. Grow old gracefully you old fool.

Peters damp mmm

galesgal57 said:

Jean Paul Arkwright?

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Fe-fe-feh-fetch ya cloth Granville, I mean Peter

Ostrichkeeper said:

Absolutely risible that they can’t demo their products. Bad set up all round.He’s just said that the product he’s selling is eight pound something on four flexis but there’s a big sign beside him that says ten pounds on four flexis. He just makes stuff up as he goes.

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Literally zero need for them to have even built a new studio (and 'studio' is putting it politely - a wobbly table and a fixed camera with no ability for the presenter to move out of shot and make use of what limited space they gained).

If it wasn't for that Holiday Inn reception section Pedro sells planters from, and those wonky pillars he does his intro in front of, I'd have never guessed they'd even built a new studio.

Where'd the "insider" go who was telling us our minds were going to be blown once it went live?

The studio built by the recently-launched Must Have Ideas channel looks MUCH higher quality, spacious, well lit, and well designed. And repetitive though the products are, Shop on TV looks great on screen, not just a beige wall, crooked flat screen, and some Poundland "decor" either side of it like IW3.

Perhaps TJC ordered their revamped Ideal World studio from Temu – looked good in pictures, but cheap and tatty once it arrived and unboxed.

A bit like most of IW3's stock.

IW3's kitchen set is the biggest let down: cramped, bland, and unimaginative. And least Mark adds a spark

Wouldn't be surprised if their kitchen was picked it up off Facebook Marketplace as a freebie, or fished out of a skip. That's when they are bothered to use it. Nothing screams "buy this quality kitchen good" like seeing it sat, unpowered on a desk, un-demoed, with only poor Chinese photoshoppery + spelling errors flashing up in-between Pedro extolling the not only's, rights, okays, and multi-buys.

Like, would it hurt them to put in some effort once in a while?

Even if only on the first of 5 flexis.

Jazzydrury said:

Gen just said they sold a smart phone earlier. Did anybody watch it, was it any good

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Very basic....

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Very basic....

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Wilma

I’m not comparing….

Dirty Peter introduces a backpack.
"Louis Vuitton launched a backpack like this and it cost 1500 pound..............now I'm not comparing them".

Then why mention it?
Another lie by stealth

He’s just said we’ve Good Friday coming up

In all seriousness, I genuinely worry about those meant to be protecting the general public from being drastically misled like this by this man and others on this wretched apology of a shopping channel.

galesgal57 said:

I don't buy all this collagen guff. I'm not vain, I don't care if I look like a melted candle. Grow old gracefully you old fool.

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I'm trying to grow old disgracefully but that involves nights out with Prosecco, not collagen