Random musings and general banter.

galesgal57 said:

Bet it smells lovely. Base notes of poop decks, and jolly jack tars.

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Misread that one! Thought it said ‘Bet smells lovely etc etc’.. you know,Peters Bet (our Bet)

£99.99 for the Horatio fragrance! Can't see many of them flying out.

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

Scraping the barrel said:

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

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I certainly wouldn't pay that much for a fragrance I couldn't smell before I bought it.

Scraping the barrel said:

My God this man is a loon!

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On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

See,the problem I have at the moment is that the old dears in Lidl often come up to me and compliment me on my fragrance and ‘obviously’ ask me what it is.
I have to be honest and tell them it’s called ‘Poundland Birmingham’..
Therein lies the problem..it’s all about the name..
I’m beginning to understand the game now I reckon it’s all about fancy names! Silly me,I must’ve been living under a rock!

Duke of Cheese said:

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

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Think Daffyd Thomas from Little Britain.

galesgal57 said:

£99.99 for the Horatio fragrance! Can't see many of them flying out.

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Wrong! The website is in meltdahhhhhhn. Actually I don't know if that's true as I just looked at YouTube and saw the Bald Fella selling it. Haven't seen any of it all evening

Duke of Cheese said:

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

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They're the same ones who admire his impressive watch (and that's not a euphemism)

Robs Just said the Savile Row, William Hunt shop has shut, the other presenters will have to change there chatter now

Duke of Cheese said:

On a good day.

Has he spoken about which sort of men are smelling him in the pub?

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Aha I think I know where you’re coming from here.
Hope the Goddess doesn’t read this or she may stick that Horatio where the Sun don’t shine, along with the Gammon and a pack of 32 Philips batteries..

Jazzydrury said:

Robs Just said the Savile Row, William Hunt shop has shut, the other presenters will have to change there chatter now

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Why can’t others be honest too??

He (Rob) really doesn't fit with the culture (or lack of any) there. Telling the truth on a regular basis stands him distinctly apart from the rest. The one presenter QVC could take without mind-altering drug treatment therapy beforehand.

IW's web site proclaims.

IW Birthday Bash Bonanza

Celebrate big with amazing discounts.



Okay, think i want a VE watch lets have a look, shall we.

Oh here's one i like ROCKET N1 NH34-225C714B, Only £1499.99 and i get 20% discount, absolute bargain at £1199.88, i'll be doing some celebrating tonight.



Lucky i didn't go to Kevski's site, he would have absolutely ripped me off with the ridiculously extorionate price of £435.



God bless IW, those saintly paragons of integrity, they saved me from making a massive mistake.

I’ve got to the stage where I just can’t watch this lying shower of shite for more than ten seconds.

Scraping the barrel said:

What the hell am I listening to?
Mike says as a man you walk into a room or whatever and a woman coming towards you says “oh what is that you’re wearing?”
He says “Horatio Landan
Wham ! And there you have it,the ice breaker!! It gets you talking to her..”

My God this man is a loon!

I think the woman may say”oh thanks for telling me as I think it smells like”

Mike really lives on another planet

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Or,

"Oh yes, it's a wonderful fragrance called Horatio, named after Hornblower don't you know."

The chosen scent of sailors!

That 24 years celebration ad with ten feet wide Jacks in a floral awning and I Feel Music, Me, is an outrage of more truth bending. 24th birthday…Disgrace. Note now the discounts ‘Percentiles Wheal’. I had several on my back that drastically improved with creams. Even the blood y wheel is cheap and nasty and wobbles furiously- similar to Jacks. Spin it again, Ofthemasons. Which piece of vile tat have I won? Quincy, Hammy, Muttley, Muriel….Congratulations…Mason creaming his pants, literally. Lost in a sea of awful products euphoria…

The top prize on the wheel is a massive 20% off. Bearing in mind most stuff they sell seems to be at least 20% more expensive than elsewhere – at least you are now saving on what you are normally being overcharged on. That’s if the wheel’s weight to avoid fails when spun.

That wheel will be fixed, they will know what the offer will be

I feel music and his magic wheel - what a pile of crap

Presume everything has been overpriced by 40 percent to compensate for it. I FEELS MUSIC, ME. I DON’T ‘EARS IT, I FEELS IT, SEE…. GEEZERS DON’T JUST COME ACROSS ME IN BOOZERS…THEY ASK ME WHAT SCENT I HAVE ON WHILST THEY’RE DOING IT…. All the stock in the entire business sold out just a couple of days ago… But I made a call…… And then I’ve got a load more stock in from a lock-up in Penge…Zzzzzzzzzzzz…Yeah, right…And the moon is made of green cheese…What a load of abject bol…..balderdash he releases with each flip of his tongue.