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Duke of Cheese said:
My GOD….that jacket..

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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I work all night and I sleep all day
I hang round bars I show my watch
For all the blokes to see
On Wednesdays I go shopping
Chef Flambé' cooks my tea.
 
Lord Helpus said:
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I work all night and I sleep all day
I hang round bars I show my watch
For all the blokes to see
On Wednesdays I go shopping
Chef Flambé' cooks my tea.
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I knock down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra!

(Fill in your own choice of presenter this may refer too!)
Better stop there in case the PC brigade report me🤣🤣🤣
 
"Oh, c'mon my beautiful, lovely Goddess who is lucky to be married to this handsome bald fella, not the sofa again tonight darlin'. I told ya I'm sorry. Work said that handbag was by Chanel it just didn't have the label in. Or is this still about that perfume I got you for your birthday, my beautiful? It's the same notes as the Chanel one I used to get ya, I just don't pay for the marketing. I don't understand why you're so upset, especially as I spent the money I saved on this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous, lumberjack jacket and chainsaw".
 
Duke of Cheese said:
Buy a plastic cane for a disabled person. Don’t involve them in the process whatsoever other than dumping the wretched thing on them and walking off. God…it stinks. Thankfully these awful people on this channel will never have any direct or positive influence on genuinely empowering a disabled customer to make a correct or an informed choice for them.

The more you watch of this presentation, the worse it gets.. How to treat disabled people circa 1975.
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I didn't see the presentation, thank God, but I'm reading what's written on here with my jaw hitting the floor. The least offensive thing I can say about it is they are sick. I hope they are inundated with complaints and they disappear under them. Doing a presentation for disability aids shouldn't be flung together like it's a trip to the corner shop, it needs something called planning and a bit of sensitivity, too, but they wouldn't know the blurdy meaning of the words. :mad:

Their brains solidified in the 1970's - that's if they had any to start with.
 
Herring said:
"Oh, c'mon my beautiful, lovely Goddess who is lucky to be married to this handsome bald fella, not the sofa again tonight darlin'. I told ya I'm sorry. Work said that handbag was by Chanel it just didn't have the label in. Or is this still about that perfume I got you for your birthday, my beautiful? It's the same notes as the Chanel one I used to get ya, I just don't pay for the marketing. I don't understand why you're so upset, especially as I spent the money I saved on this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous, lumberjack jacket and chainsaw".
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If any of the above is remotely true I would suggest doesn't leave the chainsaw lying around or he could be speaking with a very high pitched voice🤔🙄
 
historymystery said:
I didn't see the presentation, thank God, but I'm reading what's written on here with my jaw hitting the floor. The least offensive thing I can say about it is they are sick. I hope they are inundated with complaints and they disappear under them. Doing a presentation for disability aids shouldn't be flung together like it's a trip to the corner shop, it needs something called planning and a bit of sensitivity, too, but they wouldn't know the blurdy meaning of the words. :mad:

Their brains solidified in the 1970's - that's if they had any to start with.
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I've never seen this, but people on here said presenters have done a fake limp to demonstrate these products.
 
historymystery said:
I didn't see the presentation, thank God, but I'm reading what's written on here with my jaw hitting the floor. The least offensive thing I can say about it is they are sick. I hope they are inundated with complaints and they disappear under them. Doing a presentation for disability aids shouldn't be flung together like it's a trip to the corner shop, it needs something called planning and a bit of sensitivity, too, but they wouldn't know the blurdy meaning of the words. :mad:

Their brains solidified in the 1970's - that's if they had any to start with.
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Pedro is the worst with that cane he hobbles around like he’s about 90
 
‘My very dearest Michael I bought the jacket and chainsaw yesterday as you know,in fact I did a multi buy (you know it makes sense). I am thinking of birthdays,anniversary’s and other memorable occasions. I think my folks would love these. I can see my great granddaughter now with that chainsaw playing with the dolls house etc..anyway of course I’ve now bought that air inflator and air purifier(useful here,you know,old people etc😁)..

So,the inflator would be great for my kayak. Just one question which is not important Mikey I suppose but would you be kind enough to tell me where the cigarette lighter is on my kayak??’

All my love,as always beautiful man,
Your humble servant and compulsive viewer,

Muriel
 
“Oh,and while I am in a writing mood,and you have people ‘thinking outside the box’ for the cordless pressure washer do you think it would be useful to clean Gladys in the morning💩?
Haha Mike you know what I mean”

As always,
Your faithful and favourite customer,

Muriel
 
Scraping the barrel said:
‘My very dearest Michael I bought the jacket and chainsaw yesterday as you know,in fact I did a multi buy (you know it makes sense). I am thinking of birthdays,anniversary’s and other memorable occasions. I think my folks would love these. I can see my great granddaughter now with that chainsaw playing with the dolls house etc..anyway of course I’ve now bought that air inflator and air purifier(useful here,you know,old people etc😁)..

So,the inflator would be great for my kayak. Just one question which is not important Mikey I suppose but would you be kind enough to tell me where the cigarette lighter is on my kayak??’

All my love,as always beautiful man,
Your humble servant and compulsive viewer,

Muriel
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That letter is clearly fake because Muriel only appears on Peter's shows. Unless of course she has transferred her affection to Mike!! We need to know🫢
 
galesgal57 said:
Mike on with the bollocks about Duchumps Audace watch. Should be £2950, selling them for £689.99. As if we don't know about the discounts Duchump offer.
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Blue Audace £689.99

You can get the original and not a copy, Roamer Primeline II for £578 HS Jonhsons.

www.hsjohnson.com

Roamer 981666 41 45 50 Daydate II Automatic Steel Bracelet Wristwatch

Shop the Roamer 981666 41 45 50 Daydate II Automatic Steel Bracelet Wristwatch at H.S. Johnson. Authorised UK Dealers. Free Worldwide Shipping
www.hsjohnson.com www.hsjohnson.com
 

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