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Scraping the barrel · 2024-09-18T19:16:02+0100

Chains sold out one again

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‘Be quick’ he says ..’ I’m not trying to pressure you’..translated means ‘we ain’t selling many of these’..

Jazzydrury · 2024-09-18T19:18:25+0100

My dad has a chainsaw license, he was surprised and shocked IW were selling it, with only a presenter there and not a expert

Scraping the barrel · 2024-09-18T19:19:23+0100

galesgal57 said:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok.

He’s even flogging lumberjack jackets! Haha. I can see them all in the care home(the gang) all wearing those jackets and carrying a chainsaw

Muttley · 2024-09-18T19:25:09+0100

Scraping the barrel said:
He’s even flogging lumberjack jackets! Haha. I can see them all in the care home(the gang) all wearing those jackets and carrying a chainsaw

I bet Muriel's in, unless she only watches shows that feature St Peter of Simon

Jazzydrury · 2024-09-18T19:31:17+0100

Jazzydrury said:
My dad has a chainsaw license, he was surprised and shocked IW were selling it, with only a presenter there and not a expert

My dad who doesn’t really watch IW, I told him Ideal World don’t do experts

galesgal57 · 2024-09-18T19:38:45+0100

I've noticed a lot of the things they are selling are multi packs tonight. Power banks, crystal lamps, flasks, and now the sodding air fresheners. Can't shift them, so let's try and tempt people with job lots.

Jazzydrury · 2024-09-18T19:39:19+0100

Those Air Freaheners from the wonders of Saudi Arabia, are now being sold as a 4 pack

Duke of Cheese · 2024-09-18T19:44:44+0100

Oh…he has removed the 1974 On The Buses night out with the clippies jacket..Not that he couldn’t wait to…Still Formulating Deals, apparently. Just off on my sixpence down the Trent…

Win a Set of Nusuck Air Fresheners in a stunning new Ideal World competition. Second Prize…two sets….

Muttley · 2024-09-18T21:21:28+0100

Now we've got an expensive LED face and body device with free Shape Up Waist and Tummy Trim Gel. According to Mike of the Masons it's all proven science. And I believe him. Only £239.99, price comparison of £1175.58 but clearly from a foreign website as it reads GBP1175.58. I won't bother.

Muttley · 2024-09-18T21:38:48+0100

Duke of Cheese said:
Oh…he has removed the 1974 On The Buses night out with the clippies jacket..Not that he couldn’t wait to…Still Formulating Deals, apparently. Just off on my sixpence down the Trent…

Win a Set of Nusuck Air Fresheners in a stunning new Ideal World competition. Second Prize…two sets….

Third prize is an invite to the Ideal World Christmas Party in Pervy Pete's hovel. Not sure who is doing the catering

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Sally is doing discrete Christmas decorations, MeMike will wear his tux and sing songs by The Rat Pack on the karaoke, Our Bet and Pedro will be dueting on Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe'. It's THE event of the year, more sought after than Taylor Swift or Oasis concert tickets. No room for Charlie and the gang although they will be outside peering through the windows waiting for Pete to offer them burnt to a crisp pigs in blankets. You heard it here first.

Herring · 2024-09-18T21:47:38+0100

Muttley said:
Third prize is an invite to the Ideal World Christmas Party in Pervy Pete's hovel. Not sure who is doing the catering.

Sally is doing discrete Christmas decorations, MeMike will wear his tux and sing songs by The Rat Pack on the karaoke, Our Bet and Pedro will be dueting on Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe'. It's THE event of the year, more sought after than Taylor Swift or Oasis concert tickets. No room for Charlie and the gang although they will be outside peering through the windows waiting for Pete to offer them burnt to a crisp pigs in blankets. You heard it here first.

Not gonna lie, it sounds a hoot.

galesgal57 · 2024-09-18T21:57:38+0100

Muttley said:
Third prize is an invite to the Ideal World Christmas Party in Pervy Pete's hovel. Not sure who is doing the catering.

Sally is doing discrete Christmas decorations, MeMike will wear his tux and sing songs by The Rat Pack on the karaoke, Our Bet and Pedro will be dueting on Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe'. It's THE event of the year, more sought after than Taylor Swift or Oasis concert tickets. No room for Charlie and the gang although they will be outside peering through the windows waiting for Pete to offer them burnt to a crisp pigs in blankets. You heard it here first.

Later on, the party will move on to Pedro's gimp room. Rubber and leather outfits supplied.

Muttley · 2024-09-18T22:17:08+0100

galesgal57 said:
Later on, the party will move on to Pedro's gimp room. Rubber and leather outfits supplied.

How did I know that you wrote that before I saw your name?

Do you think the outfits are custom made by Tansey?

Duke of Cheese · 2024-09-18T22:24:25+0100

Off to Greece tomorrow morning. NO SHOPPING TELLY, partner tells me!!!

galesgal57 · 2024-09-18T22:26:40+0100

Duke of Cheese said:
Off to Greece tomorrow morning. NO SHOPPING TELLY, partner tells me!!!

Have a fabulous time in your Nicce and Dr.Kellers. Seriously, hope you really enjoy it.

galesgal57 · 2024-09-18T22:27:37+0100

Muttley said:
How did I know that you wrote that before I saw your name?

Do you think the outfits are custom made by Tansey?

Imagine Foghorn in rubber, hope it stretches.

PhaedrusR · 2024-09-18T22:44:47+0100

Muttley said:
My mum used a stick the last few years of her life. She wasn't disabled, in fact she was pretty active for her late late 70s but she had a fear of falling so it gave her a bit of stability and helped her confidence which meant she didn't stop going out.

She bought it off a stall in an indoor market, the stall specialised in mobility aids for elderly. It was brightly patterned and only cost around £15. She was able to test it beforehand to make sure she was happy with it. My point is that she didn't need a proper assessment, she only needed it for confidence (and it helped massively with that). If she did I can't see her wanting to get one from a shopping channel, she would have sought proper advice (I would have made sure she did). And she was totally involved in the whole process, she didn't leave me to sort it out for her.

I still can't get over the 'feigning a limp', that's totally unacceptable. Perhaps the crew members who read this would like to pass this on. Unless they're too scared to challenge the Cockney Geezer or any other presenter who does this.

Suspect they're aiming at selling to relatives and friends who will buy 'for someone else who needs it'.

PhaedrusR · 2024-09-18T22:50:31+0100

Duke of Cheese said:
Off to Greece tomorrow morning. NO SHOPPING TELLY, partner tells me!!!

You can watch Ideal Acropolis or the Quo Vadis Channel.
(Ok, not Rome, I'll get my coat).

Dr Quincy MkII · 2024-09-18T23:35:06+0100

Jazzydrury said:
My dad has a chainsaw license, he was surprised and shocked IW were selling it, with only a presenter there and not a expert

I wouldn't trust that thing to carve a turkey

Muttley · 2024-09-19T07:31:06+0100

Duke of Cheese said:
Off to Greece tomorrow morning. NO SHOPPING TELLY, partner tells me!!!

Have a great time! We'll all be here when you get back, we'll let you know what you've missed.

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