Random musings and general banter.

Glad I didn’t watch IW last night, as I find there Sales tactics for those canes, heavily discrimatory, and In any other business, there would be a hearing about how they act, but on Shyster World they get away with everything.

It’s not just the canes, on there kitchen hours, they bang on about healthy eating, but If you.eat what they cook you would pile on the pounds

Muttley said:

We need a part for Paul Berk, sorry Becque

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Sound effects guy?

Muttley said:

Warning, Salleh is on demonstrating the hand massager. Could be worse, could be Pervy Pete.

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Literally no-one wants a hand massage from our Salleh. No-one.

Duke of Cheese said:

Lovely to hear about hear copious bowel movements today. She is usually full of it, but clearly running short of it - literally. The yacht inspired trousers look good, though….

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Duke of Cheese said:

Lovely to hear about hear copious bowel movements today. She is usually full of it, but clearly running short of it - literally. The yacht inspired trousers look good, though….

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Lovely to hear about hear copious bowel movements today.

I knew IW had reached the bottom, but they're not selling enimas now, are they?

That fits where it touches…

cheeky chappie said:

Furniture stores can be bad for it.

'Don't worry, I'll leave you to browse' and they then proceed to stalk you around the store, peeking out from behind displays waiting to pounce!

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Exactly. Then they find reasons not to buy the cheaper stuff, 'that doesn't wear well', 'this sofa sags after a few months'.

On commission of course and every extra pound counts.

I dislike sales persons per se. Not to be trusted just like the IW crew.

Jazzydrury said:

Glad I didn’t watch IW last night, as I find there Sales tactics for those canes, heavily discrimatory, and In any other business, there would be a hearing about how they act, but on Shyster World they get away with everything.

It’s not just the canes, on there kitchen hours, they bang on about healthy eating, but If you.eat what they cook you would pile on the pounds

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Long before you put on weight you'd go down with food poisoning. Horrible looking stuff you'd have to be desperate to eat any of the muck.

Lord Helpus said:

Exactly. Then they find reasons not to buy the cheaper stuff, 'that doesn't wear well', 'this sofa sags after a few months'.

On commission of course and every extra pound counts.

I dislike sales persons per se. Not to be trusted just like the IW crew.

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Years ago I shopping for something big (can't remember what). Salesman was giving the hard sell on an insurance policy as it was absolutely essential I was protected, insisting I would need it after a couple of years. At the time a part of the Sale of Goods Act said that goods had to be of merchantable quality meaning the item should last a reasonable time. Not breaking one day after the warranty runs out.

So I said to him "do you expect me to buy a product of such poor quality you say will break down soon" then walked out. I had heard a financial journalist on the radio saying this.

I'm not sure what consumer laws we have these days apart from Distance Selling Regulations.

Now we've got a cheap, nasty copy of a Chanel jacket. Dropping hints on the brand but not saying Chanel.

She's now suggesting we wear it with the cheap copy of the Timberland boots from the previous sale. I'm sure Muriel would wear them, I'm sure she will even post soon about how nice the clothing is (if the crew is not busy with real work).

Mike has Natalia on at 9pm. She wants him bad apparently, but he said it's not happening, pointing to his wedding ring.

Opatra POTD then, the Heaters are back yay

My GOD….that jacket..

He’s selling a Chainsaw now

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok.

A deewah flask? It's Dewar Mike.

I’m sure a while ago, somebody found same flasks what you could buy in like a pack of 12. And they worked out like £3.50 each

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Mike has Natalia on at 9pm. She wants him bad apparently, but he said it's not happening, pointing to his wedding ring.

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Of course she does, she's a woman so she would be attracted to God's gift to women. Excuse me while I go off to be violently sick.

Mikes having problems with the chainsaw. He can’t get the chain on…fumbling around.
How on earth will the Muriel’s of this world get on with their shaky hands etc.? But….
They’re flying out and magically found some more..

This thing looks horrendous and dangerous and for £29.99 I reckon it won’t last long. I would be surprised if it could cut one of those canes..
Good God….
It’s a joke the probs he’s having putting the chain on..no words

That chainsaw looks like an ED visit waiting to happen. Especially when wearing that dreadful coat. Try it supporting yourself with one of those canes on an incline…

A 'scalping' system coming up. Save your tat budget - use the chainsaw.

They should have got a certain Chef to demo the chainsaw