Random musings and general banter.

Duke of Cheese said:

Now talking about ‘certain procedures’ he had to have done - including the partial removal of his forehead in a role reversal with his lower buttocks and upper lips…Eew……

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His lips are on his arse cos he talks through it

Listening to Jezza trying to flog a watch that he could perfectly well afford, trying to sound like a regular bloke aspiring to purchase gold. He just sounds so out of touch and patronising.

He had a "bit of money" and bought a gold watch as a present.
"Every time she sees me, she thanks me".

Dear me - I nearly threw up when I heard that!

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Listening to Jezza trying to flog a watch that he could perfectly well afford, trying to sound like a regular bloke aspiring to purchase gold. He just sounds so out of touch and patronising.

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Surely that's a prerequisite of being a selly telly presenter?

HughTwo said:

He had a "bit of money" and bought a gold watch as a present.
"Every time she sees me, she thanks me".

Dear me - I nearly threw up when I heard that!

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I have a similar story tbh.

I had a bit of money and bought a close friend a Swan & Edgar watch.

Every time they see me, I get a slap across the face

Eight solid hours of Foghorn! Pedro is unable to do the show this morning. That's me out.

Programme guide showing OftheMasons popping in to give the gang some advice this morning.
Oh joy!

What's happened to Dirty Peter? Surely he didn't forget to drink his collagen

HughTwo said:

Programme guide showing OftheMasons popping in to give the gang some advice this morning.
Oh joy!

What's happened to Dirty Peter? Surely he didn't forget to drink his collagen

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Maybe his back door has seized up!

HughTwo said:

Programme guide showing OftheMasons popping in to give the gang some advice this morning.
Oh joy!

What's happened to Dirty Peter? Surely he didn't forget to drink his collagen

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That chronic cough he has worries me.. Drinking neat Gammon and Roof Guard cocktails probably hasn't helped it.

galesgal57 said:

Maybe his back door has seized up!

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Could be another "meeting" with the patio doors

Maybe he's run of Kiwi er..Mane and won't leave the Kibbutz in Stamford Hill.

The state of that studio this morning. What do those pesky kids do all day….Seriously..the real thing looks like Steptoe’s Yard…

Duke I like The Reg Varney Reference

It's that guy with yet another pillow.
Bamboo this time - so chuck out the mulberry silk, microfibre, down, memory foam, GX pillows......this will be the one

cheeky chappie said:

Surely that's a prerequisite of being a selly telly presenter?

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Others at least have the illusion of being normal but he is a well paid celebrity and has been photographed in luxury

HughTwo said:

Programme guide showing OftheMasons popping in to give the gang some advice this morning.
Oh joy!

What's happened to Dirty Peter? Surely he didn't forget to drink his collagen

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Dr Feckle and Mr Lied

Herring said:

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Three cheers for Pedro. He been trying to get the 'world famous' Avevitta mens underwear (which he pronounces 'Avita') into IW for the past year.

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Gonna need VAR for that statement, they haven't had their anniversary yet, and he wasn't on from the beginning!

HughTwo said:

Programme guide showing OftheMasons popping in to give the gang some advice this morning.
Oh joy!

What's happened to Dirty Peter? Surely he didn't forget to drink his collagen

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Mason running a ‘How to Get in Touch via eMail Without One Created Yet’ Presenters’ workshop live on-air. Remember, Gang…I FEEEELLL emails - I don’t see them.

Duke of Cheese said:

Mason running a ‘How to Get in Touch via eMail Without One Created Yet’ Presenters’ workshop live on-air. Remember, Gang…I FEEEELLL emails - I don’t see them.

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Of-the-Masons can't appear too often - he's working his fingers to the bone replying to the thousands of emails he gets from the 'gang', and I mean thousands.

Who knew so many were desperate to see a brush demonstrated again? After all, not only is it a brush, it's a brush.

galesgal57 said:

Eight solid hours of Foghorn! Pedro is unable to do the show this morning. That's me out.

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That can't be true as torture is illegal