Random musings and general banter.

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

The trouble is with having a seemingly never ending clearance sale, is that the whole idea of a sale with some special bargains that is only short term, tends to dissipate as day after day after day after day it continues. You begin to think in the end that in fact, it’s not a clearance sale, never was, and never will be. Just another excuse to create a few more 1950s Christian names, and attempt to shift stock they couldn’t sell conventionally and by the looks of the no apparent end date, still can’t sell playing this silly game long-term.

Samki · Sep 3, 2024

Dr Quincy MkII said:
Was it Klinger from MASH?

Loved MASh - one of my favourites was when Major general Steele (later col. potter) said, when presented with Klinger in full dress - not now Majorie, I’m inspecting the troops

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

Got the M*A*S*H theme tune former No. 1 UK hit single from the bargain bin in Woolworths Enfield Town in 1980 after it had dropped out of the charts. 25p a single on a Thursday lunchtime if you were quick.

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

Mason now saying he has an unbelievable co..ck...Even Simon wouldn't go that far. Hang on...CLOCK...That said, you never know what he really meant or anybody does on that channel. No set end date for the clearance sale, he says...John Thomas now an alleged buyer... Really, Charlie?? Dick, Fanny, Roger and Flangina to follow..

Herring · Sep 3, 2024

Hi gallery team

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

Are they that also? Probably explains a lot of the names they create..

Dr Quincy MkII · Sep 3, 2024

Edna's in
Brenda's in
Mavis is in
in out in out shake it all about

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

Mark, Pamela, Clinty, Gillian, Barbara, Theo, Euphemia, Bert. Josie….Well done…Character customers from To Sir With Love…

Battiola73 · Sep 3, 2024

Is this so called clearance carnival of tat ever going to end. Still I suppose wearing those designer T-shirts cuts down on getting their regular clothes getting washed or dry cleaned. That is excepting dirty Peter’s shorts

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

When you think rock was bottomed you go beneath it. A Bluetooth plastic coolbox. The combination you never dreamed of and never wanted. He apparently fought for it for his show - apparently. Like a record player fridge, a barbecue hair dryer, a musical toothbrush. Sounds like a speaker the size of a matchbox. Genuinely - where do they get this stuff from and why?

Samki · Sep 3, 2024

Battiola73 said:
Is this so called clearance carnival of tat ever going to end. Still I suppose wearing those designer T-shirts cuts down on getting their regular clothes getting washed or dry cleaned. That is excepting dirty Peter’s shorts

I don’t think it is - it’s like ground hog day

Lord Helpus · Sep 3, 2024

Mike Mason Music Machine
The Beauriful Bald Fella Sings

Ah ha ha ha Tellin' a Lie
Lying' Eyes
My Favourite Fings
The Way You Cook Tonight
((Accompanied by Chef Flambé)
Love Drain (people all over the world need a plunger)
I Love To Boogie
The Beardy Song
In An Ideal World
Somefink in the way I move
Shiny Shiny (with Natalia)
All along the Watch Tower (featuring DJ Kevski)
The Carnival is Over

Best played low on a tinny portable record player.

Watch out for Volume 2 of the Mike Mason Music Machine coming soon.

Muttley · Sep 3, 2024

galesgal57 said:
His back door or his catflap?

Behave yourself, he was the postman!

galesgal57 · Sep 3, 2024

Found some more Duchumps down the back of the sofa I see.

Muttley · Sep 3, 2024

Duke of Cheese said:
When you think rock was bottomed you go beneath it. A Bluetooth plastic coolbox. The combination you never dreamed of and never wanted. He apparently fought for it for his show - apparently. Like a record player fridge, a barbecue hair dryer, a musical toothbrush. Sounds like a speaker the size of a matchbox. Genuinely - where do they get this stuff from and why?

Did you ever watch Reggie Perrin? In he second series he opened a shop called Grot, selling rubbish. Presents for people you don't like. I seem to remember a square hula hoop. I think Idea World took inspiration from this.

Muttley · Sep 3, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Found some more Duchumps down the back of the sofa I see.

I'd love to know what their hands were doing down the back of the sofa

Herring · Sep 3, 2024

Mike Mason Music Machine

Lord Helpus said:
The Beauriful Bald Fella Sings

Ah ha ha ha Tellin' a Lie
Lying' Eyes
My Favourite Fings
The Way You Cook Tonight
((Accompanied by Chef Flambé)
Love Drain (people all over the world need a plunger)
I Love To Boogie
The Beardy Song
In An Ideal World
Somefink in the way I move
Shiny Shiny (with Natalia)
All along the Watch Tower (featuring DJ Kevski)
The Carnival is Over

Best played low on a tinny portable record player.

Watch out for Volume 2 of the Mike Mason Music Machine coming soon.

I don't just hear that, I feel that…

…right in my nausea gland.

Herring · Sep 3, 2024

Muttley said:
I'd love to know what their hands were doing down the back of the sofa

Trying to hide Pedro's blue shorts.

Duke of Cheese · Sep 3, 2024

Muttley said:
Did you ever watch Reggie Perrin? In he second series he opened a shop called Grot, selling rubbish. Presents for people you don't like. I seem to remember a square hula hoop. I think Idea World took inspiration from this.

Fantastic show…CJ!!!

galesgal57 · Sep 3, 2024

Muttley said:
I'd love to know what their hands were doing down the back of the sofa

Looking for the D flawless diamonds for tomorrow's pick of the day.

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