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Peter's dehumidifier is leaking. 
Oh it's been removed on the sly, pretending it's sold out.
Oh it's been removed on the sly, pretending it's sold out.
Random musings and general banter.
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Everything he sells, he just comes across as desperate, banging his hands down, and sounding aggressive at times. I know it's his job to make a sale, but tone it down Pete.
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He can't, he really can't.
He is a route 1 seller, pretending he's anxious to get everyone a bargain so they don't miss out but actually he's desperate not to lose a sale and his commission.
He could no more change than a donkey could win the grand national.
Dirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that.
Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!
"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts"
Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!
"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts"
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Haven’t seen Joe recently on IW, I know he’s not on holiday as he has appeared on C&C
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He was on IW a couple of days ago.
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OMG Pervy Pete selling a 1950s coffee table. He’s wearing a pair of extremely tight bright yellow trousers 
. Put me right off my lunch.
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The trousers were equally as vile as the table.
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Yeah, need to get in quick air fryers are hard to get these daysDirty Peter trying to sell a parasol for £19.99 - nobody, not one person, would pay that.
Now he's moved to the "kitchen" with Chef Flambe for an air fryer.
"Have your phone in your hand" - more like have a fire extinguisher in your hand!
"Not only for chips, not only for baking, not only for roasts"
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What Muriel gets up to in the privacy of her own home is her businessMuriel on saying Mark's chips are a taste of heaven
She buys a hell of a lot from IW - including that Opatra tunnel that cured her Shitzu
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Slimming World should adopt that as a method of weight loss. Just give out videos of Dirty Peter wearing tight yellow trousers to put people off their takeaway from the chippyOMG Pervy Pete selling a 1950s coffee table. He’s wearing a pair of extremely tight bright yellow trousers
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Wonder what she uses on her pussy?What Muriel gets up to in the privacy of her own home is her business
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I'm pretty sure that Joe was on yesterday around about this time. He was doing some sort of cooking pans with the really dynamic Yaawwwwnnnis.
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That's his excuse, then?Peter's dehumidifier is leaking.
He's just gone into the staff restaurant and been accosted by the bakery manager, asking him if he was going to make off with two crusty rolls, or is that just the way he walks?
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Did it actually fit up her Shitzu then?- including that Opatra tunnel that cured her Shitzu
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Paul Becque back on Sunday if he does that stupid alarm noise I'll shove it up his ****
He was, said he was off to Italy for a week
