Lord Helpus
Can I just say...
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It's a little bit funnyIf he ever read this forum (unlikely but you never know) then I'm sure he will forgive you
This feeling inside
When Peter Simon comes on
I want to hide
Random musings and general banter.
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This feeling inside
When Peter Simon comes on
I want to hide
Lord Helpus
Can I just say...
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Captain Vantastic and the Dirty Pete Cowboy.To continue with the Elton John theme, I wonder which of the presenters are Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy?
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I'm shocked MuttleyTo continue with the Elton John theme, I wonder which of the presenters are Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy?
I thought I was the mucky minded one. 
I'm sure Dirty Peter is a close friend of Elton - all those singles dedicated to IW.
"Little Jeannie" - is in for a shower curtain;
Healing Hands - thanks to a collagen drink
I'm Still Standin - thanks to collagen, vibration plate and vitamin patches
Don't go breakin my heart - but Pete Vandenhaveabuy can repair it with tape
Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing - but 'ave a buy of our bog water
Hey Nikita is it cold - with that fan, air cooler, air shower, neck fan........
"Little Jeannie" - is in for a shower curtain;
Healing Hands - thanks to a collagen drink
I'm Still Standin - thanks to collagen, vibration plate and vitamin patches
Don't go breakin my heart - but Pete Vandenhaveabuy can repair it with tape
Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing - but 'ave a buy of our bog water
Hey Nikita is it cold - with that fan, air cooler, air shower, neck fan........
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Mike of the Masons spent 40 minutes last night selling the water bottles, he's got them again. Every single person is going to be in for the pick of the day, they will fly out. A bold claim Michael, he hasn't told us what it is yet.
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And when they have their November 5th Fireworks Extravaganza…Peter Simon in a pushchair, dressed as Worzel Gummidge, and a Catherine Wheel hanging from each ear…Song For Guy should be played. A desperate analogy to include that song, I know!!
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Where will they put the Roman Candle?
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Dewah flask? Surely he means Dewar. Trying to make it sound more exotic, like Gammone.
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Muriel's in
"ooh, aunt sally - what I wouldn't give for not only a nice cup o' collagen tea and a slice o' chef flambé cake, right, okay"
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Aunt Sally Jacks....Of course!!!
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I'm equal to you any day! Or as Mikey Barra Boi Mason would say "six days a week and twice on Sundays"I'm shocked Muttley
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OMG - my parents had this EXACT model of clock! That brought back very happy memories of my 70s’ childhood
I can vividly call to mind hearing the sound of the alarm going off at 6.05 every weekday morning for my hardworking Dad 
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I could offer a rather bold suggestion of where to shove itWhere will they put the Roman Candle?
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His backdoor or his catflap?I could offer a rather bold suggestion of where to shove it
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He's got some great sounds coming up at 9. It won't be the turntable then. Could it be Bose, or AKG? Probably the latest from Nakashita.
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Looks like a torture chamber. Shaven-headed, sinister looking man in virtual darkness. Smoking water boarding devices all in black. Lights back up. Oh…still a visual and audible torture chamber with some cheap and nasty water fountains.
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A bargain price though, they will fly out surely.
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On a one way ticket, hopefully. How embarrassing…They aren’t working properly. Try a spill… Chef Mark would get them ablaze.
