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You know we humble IW viewers are soooo fortunate to have A Man Like Mason on our side.

He has battled with his bosses to reduce the price of a £300 fan, which he could and should sell at a premium price, to a remarkable £44.99. All to help us in our roasting hour of need in this massive heatwave which is sweeping (some) parts of the country. And to get 'em gorn from the bizniss.

You can trust A Man Called Mason.
 
He fought for this special Ideal World price tonight for this fan. FOUGHT for us for £44.99. What a great guy….

Oh….

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Duke of Cheese said:
I don’t want you to BUY them - I want you to TRY them, he says. The trouble is you ARE buying the fer…fer…fuc…item. It was such a special item, I can’t even remember what it was now. A glass hammer? A long weight? A solar powered hedgehog? The £6.99 he wanted for it tonight IS actually parting with money to secure goods…But hey, Mazza M. just tell the daft old cu…anything. They might even buy some of those horrendous childish font scrawled on the bottle perfumes - just to reinforce to their significant other how little they value them..£9.99 of value, in fact.
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Yes, you still have to part with the first installment and P&P and a bugger to return, he's such a tw*t at times
 
A Man Called Mason

He's rough, he's tough
His beard is thick enough
Women love the way he smells
Men admire the manly way he yells
He goes on and on for hours on end
And sells batteries in packs of ten
He was once a humble electrician
But now he is a sales magician
Revered throughout telly selly land
His promises are built on sand
When in public houses people insist
To know the make of watch upon his wrist
And the fragrance on his hairy face
Or as he would say, his lovely boat race
Ladies and Gentlemen without further ado
It's A Man Called Mason or Mike to you
 
Here's my go.

An Ode To Truth

Ever since is was unfurled
we gave a chance to Ideal World
Wondering what they could do
being brand and spanking new
Would they be a trend setter
would the presentation get better
Sadly it was disappointing stuff
Presenters old and full of guff
Instead of, at least trying
we get ASA level lying
 
Lord Helpus said:
You know we humble IW viewers are soooo fortunate to have A Man Like Mason on our side.

He has battled with his bosses to reduce the price of a £300 fan, which he could and should sell at a premium price, to a remarkable £44.99. All to help us in our roasting hour of need in this massive heatwave which is sweeping (some) parts of the country. And to get 'em gorn from the bizniss.

You can trust A Man Called Mason.
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Yeah, we would be sitting around hot if it wasn't for him. So we should start being respectful to him. I'll start next year (maybe)😊
 
Dr. Edwards and a cheap and nasty turntable with no records to play Followed by Chef Mark and his water jets into live electrics, in an air fryer extravaganza with no food to burn.

His first single bought was Message in a Bottle by The Police. I thought it would be Bankrobber by The Clash..Or Police and Thieves by Junior Murvin.
 
With the watches, it's always "I don't know if you'll see these again" "You don't want to wake up tomorrow and realise you missed out". "How many left? Oooooh, check out these baskets" "Good luck if you get one"..."these will sell out".

What are the chances of us seeing Dirty Peter, Beardie OftheMasons, Janis Morgan or the Doc selling a Chrispie Duchump any time soon? 🤔
 
I like my turntables and of course I like my vinyl.

This particular turntable they’re selling just looks so cheap and so vile. No weight to it and the cheapest looking plastics used. Like a toy one, almost. Get yourself a decent one. £200 should get you a quality entry level one. Don’t waste £60 on that one. They don’t play records on it for a very good reason. Will it play 78s? Yes it will, he says. No…it WON’T. Clive Dunn wasn’t in Eastenders either, Doctor.

The red display is so Binatone 1970s’ TV Console Machine.
 
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