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Natalia won't be happy, they're flogging her moisturiser.

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Lord Helpus said:
The sales technique Jezza was using on the late night shift was truly pathetic.

Buy your man a Chrisophe Duchamp and he'll love you forever. Just imagine he arrives home and you hand him this wonderful blue (cardboard) box which he opens to find... a Rolex knock off watch.

"Oh you shouldn't have, it must have cost a fortune" he gushes, the gratitude shining in his eyes.

But you and Jezza know that actually you bought it at a bargain price - only £600 - which you can pay off over 5 months. And that he can sell for £2 or 3K in a couple of years as it can only gain value. You must keep all the paperwork and the 2 year guarantee which actually seems a bit paltry for such a prestigious timepiece.

A late night fairy story from a mumbling buffoon with about as much credibility as a Katie Price promise to attend a court hearing.

The man has no class.
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From Hollyoaks and holly city heartthrob to shopping telly shyster. What a glowing career 😳
 
Now Janis has Petevandenavabuy giving his expertise on sticky tape.

Janis helpfully tells us this is "possibly" the lowest prices he has seen.

Yeah, and possibly Pedro did have an accident with patio doors, possibly Ofhemasons does take ten quid bog water on his holidays, possibly movie stars do wear bengaline trousers to film premiers........possibly
 
galesgal57 said:
He said shop bought lollies made his kids hyperactive. More like tight wad. He saves his pennies for his watches stash and his belt buckles.
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Being boring might be acceptable if, as many on here had hoped, Yiannis would become the decent, voice of truth presenter we were waiting for. Yet he manages to be both dull and dishonest which is quite a feat.

He lacks Peter Simon's off the wall (and off his rocker) wacky style and Mike Mason's (self) lovable rogue image. Yiannis tries to endear us with his trite tales of home life but it all comes across as so concocted and dreary. Look I'm a devoted family man and I wouldn't do you down, honest. But he uses the same hype and BS as everyone else on this tatty TV station.
 
HughTwo said:
Now Janis has Petevandenavabuy giving his expertise on sticky tape.

Janis helpfully tells us this is "possibly" the lowest prices he has seen.

Yeah, and possibly Pedro did have an accident with patio doors, possibly Ofhemasons does take ten quid bog water on his holidays, possibly movie stars do wear bengaline trousers to film premiers........possibly
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Peter Vandenplas. Sticky tape specialist. Surely he has reached his zenith as an expert with this?

Could there be any product less in need of a secondary presenter?
 

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