He got deluged with emails asking for the pillowcases - now they've sold out!!
They have no morals doing this kind of thing. OK, we all have a giggle at their goings-on, but when it comes to trying to dupe people, especially as many people are lonely and perhaps vulnerable and watch shopping telly for company, then that's where the line's drawn. I don't know how they sleep at night, but no doubt they do (and probably on an IW mattress, too).
Does Peter the cat exist? (Hmm....I'll get back to you). Does Muriel exist? (Er....pass!). I feel sorry for the old boy if he has got arthritic paws, but the jury's out on this one.
Sorry, that was me. I was so desperate for whatever crud he's selling that I have been emailing him non stop today. Glad they're coming up next but I'm out so won't be able to 'ave a buy
But which mattress?
Its like he's being economical with the truth...
You missed them as the stock got absolutely decimated. When they're gone that's it gang.Sorry, that was me. I was so desperate for whatever crud he's selling that I have been emailing him non stop today. Glad they're coming up next but I'm out so won't be able to 'ave a buy
They're re-naming it. Our Bet is the new title.
I find it entirely believable that people are asking when certain products will be broadcast next, even though said products can be found on 1,000,000,000,000 other retailer websites.He got deluged with emails asking for the pillowcases - now they've sold out!!
And then he had 100 emails asking for solar lights
Maybe if I email [email protected] and ask why he keeps tugging at his collar, he'll get the goddess to buy him a new shirt
It always intrigues me how they know his email address.
I wore my prestigious Earnshaw down to the pub.I've just been escorted out of Asda.
I tried a little experiment.
I walked into the store wearing a Vostok watch on my left wrist, William Hunt watch on my right wrist and emmmm a S&E watch somewhere else. I wanted to test the theory of people coming up to enquire about the watches.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. After 20 mins of walking up and down the aisles, not ONE person approached me
Granted I was naked, but even then no one so much as glanced at the watches!
He's got Duchump coming up next, I'm sure they put these watches on late at night when they think we aren't watching. Or maybe, someone might come home from the pub pis*ed up and have a cheeky purchase! He goes out drinking with ChristopheThe doctor's at it now - as he stumbles over describing NUBEO watches, "this is going to start so many conversations"
He really is poor at this - can't master the bluster and nonsense Ofthemasons and Dirty Peter have made their own.
"We only have 100 of these........oh, we only have one" "look at that, just look, look at that".
He's almost begging the viewer to "ave a buy" - anyone? someone? no? Ok, let's play music.
